T'was the Night Before Xmas.....

[gnarly1]

T'was the night before Xmas

At the Nexus Mods site

The denizens of the forums

Posting all through the nite

The Vampyre Dante

Waiting coiled in the dark

Eager to pounce

On some rage-posting lark

Like a murder of crows

His robes streaming behind him

He descends on his prey

And slaughters his victim

The Dark One rampaging

Wielding massive banhammer

And down at his local

Slays the THOTs with his glamor

Had to Register feelings

That he couldn't quite fathom

Waldorf Salad bicycle

Surreal or random?

Still, it's Hard to Register much

And consistently act with decorum

When you have to deal with dolts

Over at the Vortex support forum

"Don't make me do it

I won't read Vortex instructions"

I'll just rage-post on Nexus

Everyone heed my eruptions

Password requirements

Like a nuclear silo

"I'm an IT manager"

And clearly, a psycho

Big-Tiddy Goth Girls

They're my favourite mods

Bouncing round Skyrim

With their superhot bods

Dominating the Hot Files

Farming the endorsements

Boobs strain at bikini armor

Pop buttons on corsets

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and therefore any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.