TheCalliton

i win

The rebirth of my reign! Thor, i trusted you as an ally, do not leave me now

You dare try to usurp the power of the lord of the lounge! I shall praise the sun on your grave, plebian!

a new crown for your sunbro leader

frank's red hot... yum

does this mean I get my throne back? I missed it, the armrests were the right height and everything...

Hey there lounge... I just got home from getting some pizza to find out that my best friend for as long as I can remember is going away. I've had my ring neck dove Bugsy for years now, and my dad arranged a new home for him due to the fact that he is selling the house. I... dont know what to do. My mom wont take him and i doubt whever I end up will take him. Ive got him for a few more hours probably. Been trying not to cry, but it isnt working. I'm losing my best friend... the friend who never hurt me, always cared for me, always made me smile, never once thought ill of me... i don't know if i will even be able to visit him. any kind words would be appreceated, im a wreck

sperlunkity, my good amigo life is treating me with a slight bit of decency

VINDY! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! COME GIVE UNCLE CALLITON A HUG!

its not impossible. its actually quite easy once you understand how to play the game differently.

that dlc is what ive been waiting for in dark souls 2... a MAZE

Hey all in the past year and a half (give or take) I have been getting into guns more and more. I am now an aspiring gunsmith of the newly opened Matrix Firearm Supply (twin cities minnesota if youre interested) and wanted to talk about guns a bit. I myself have become alot more aware of the threats to american freedom, and its a bit scary. I was wondering on your opinons (both american and foriegn) on gun ownership and control.regulation. Im also curious as to what you all own as gun owners (if any) I myself own a korstog ar-15 a polish tantal wz-88 (polish ak-74) a combat style m1911 in .45 acp an emporer arms guardian 12 and a hi-point .40 cal (yes you may laugh)

well well well... it WOULDVE BEEN if someone had announced my return with the trumpets like I requested 20 years ago!

I ban the rattlesnake for not praising the damn sun! PRAISE IT!

caption's log. Stardate... now we traveled back in time to the fabled time of the "galaga wars" only to find it a mere child's video game popular on ancient earth. Due to the lack of a time machine we are forced to teach the people of this time the basics of warp drive. It seems the only knowledge they have of it comes from a show called 'Star trek' which has a striking resembles to our time. This 'william Shatner' even bears a striking resemblance to myself, though his speech pattern is strange. Our friend Jack (whose white bath robe is still an odd fashin statement) says his time is even further back than this, dating back to before the already dated method of surfing the internet with something called a mouse (which looks nothing like the giant three eyes monstrosities of our time). We may be stuck here forever... tell my three husband and my wife... I buried the dog alive... end log p.s. scotty you still owe me 20 garnacks

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but... i AM wrong... atleast thats what the aliens told me... anywho, great a signature witht hat info, if only to put trolls in their place (the bad ones that live under bridges, not the pretty ones like myself)

Ive missed you all *wipes a tear from my eye* my minions have done well with the last poster. Tell me the state of the kingdom. Has anyone assasinated Dark0ne? Or does his era still live?

hah, i missed you paggy! your eloquent speech brightens my day... i win

The dark souls games are enthralling.

dark souls 2... still now hollow yet... yet...

Yeah, i've seen the light in dark souls XD

If I may throw in my two cents here. As an occasional troll, it isnt always born out of loneliness. Often times it's just playing the devil's advocate. Throwing out the opposite view for a reaction and to cause a change in thought. Granted i'm not a "throw out abortion" troll. I'm a "you're wrong and here's why" troll. Your post does have merit and promise though. I like the idea, perhaps have a few links in your signature, but sometimes trolling is a GOOD thing. Some trolls are bad mind you, but the troll that gets people to think and react about a topic that needs it is a good thing. I apologize if i seem backwards or impossible to understand.

Well I will be a monkey's drinking buddy! This reminds me of the gauss rifle project for some odd reason...

Just saw guardians of the galaxy. Quite enjoyable.