dirk45

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Yes we need a Henry Ford of flying cars to come around. But without the whole "good job Hitler1" attitude. :thumbsup: 1If I know my internet rules, this conversation is over.

:thumbsup: BAZINGA!

Yeah :dry: , but when are they going to fly?

He said Asphalt. :biggrin: Very informative. Soon I will have my army of robots that I can control with my mind to look up airfares on different travel websites. http://m4.wayin.us/od3ccl9n43j3qse9ivhahj6bxbw6w4h.suggested_large.jpg

It was this guy: http://newfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/holmes.jpg Holmes on Homes (on steroids)

That's spelling though, I'm talking about pronunciation of a magical invisible H. And ALUMINUM is ALUMINUM :laugh: It just really caught me off-guard how he was really knowledgeable about construction and then all like "Ima let you finish but i'm going to mispronounce this one word in a strange way." It would be like if he were a watch maker and called the minute hand a Minuet hond. Whatever, I've lost a little blood so I'm probably loooooooosing it.

So my mom was watching this Canadian home improvement guy on the DIY network and he's all macho and stuff and he's really good at building and stuff, but then he starts saying "ash-fault" instead of 'asphalt'(ASSfault - bitumen or pitch to everyone else). Is this guy weird or is that how Canadians say asphalt? I mean I know some people in areas like Michigan and stuff say shrap-metal instead of scrap metal/shrapnel and People from certain parts of Missoura (Missouri), especially near Kansas City, stick their clothes in the "worshing" machine and say George "Worshington" was the first president of the USA. Some North-easterners say wattah rather than water, et cetera.

I have the online pass and the Xbox 360 version so I have it now. :tongue: Also I literally just did this: http://media.heliohosted.com/plugins/Clipart/ClipartStock1/stepping%20on%20rake.png Luckily I was leaning forward and it hit the side of my nose and the "fat" part of my cheek bone. An inch in either direction and I would have been a pirate. ( :pirate: missing an eye(because I wear glasses) or some of my teeth) :unsure:

HOLD ON, let me tell you something that I think is very important whilst beginning to do an activity that is very noisy. This seems to be my mother's philosophy when it comes to spreading information.

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http://www.banyanbranch.com/social-blog/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/haha1.gif

:ohdear: Excuse me, I farted.

I can't wait for that new DLC for real life (also called first life in some territories) :woot: . It's supposed to add sixteen new single player maps and old favorites from the first game. Also it's supposed to allow you to adjust your appearance so you can become obese and greasy and it gives you the long requested option of alienating friends and family in favor of pornography/alcohol/Twizzlers/Gambling addiction :woot: . But it also revamps the difficulty by removing easy and normal.... and hard. Now you can only play on Improbable difficulty. It changes the ending too, making it less predictable. You might even get shot on a bus going to middle-school, it's crazy. However, the respawn/health system is getting an overhaul so that they keep you alive - even if you want to die - regardless of quality of life. It's gonna be epic! :woot: Also it's free, but they charge you five dollars anyway. :woot: Can't Wait. :dry:

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: ESCALATION MELON FARMERS!

:sick: Burrito not complying.

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http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs39/f/2008/317/8/c/I_win_by_peterpandagirl.png I am victorious.

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I missed the part where that's my problem. :dry:

I was moreso thinking of drinking lots of food coloring so that my kidneys fail and It would be stinky and tea colored.

Thanks :thumbsup:

If I ever visit Electronic Arts headquarters in Redwood, California, I will urinate all over the grounds and windows. Then I will summon the wildlife to do the same!

Look at all this mirth today!