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UncleRoe

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  1. i have an older poem based on personel experience somewhere in the druids garden. i think i titled it "no white light for me" It's more of the anxiety your looking for. The poem on this thread is just something i figured i'd mess with your heads with a bit. i was just messing around and it made me laugh thinking about it in my head.
  2. UncleRoe

    Girl Gamers

    You should be offended if you saw this in the early 90's.. but since then girl gamers worldwide have proved themselves as equals and more to male gamers. The only difference between a male and female gamer are a few chromosomes.
  3. Could be a strange ironic find..but i'm out to locate a map that looks like a *censored*.. in hopes of proving it more than a strange coincidence.
  4. I asked the same question bout 2 months ago about using the ragdoll in the GECK. but no such luck yet. no one even answers.. chances don't really look all that good.
  5. No one else hears the voices in my head. The sounds that tell me my neighbors should be dead. Rage fills my soul as i march up to my neghbors porch, Teeth cracking and grinding as i light my torch. My neighbors house,now burning with screams, The fire burns through the smallest seams. The voices are louder now, not letting go, My kids are coming home from school..and they must die..slow... My heart,now filled with anger and hate, My family will meet it's horrible fate. To you all,their deaths i dare not explain, For the very thought of their lifeless bodies has left an emotional stain. My voices now tell me to kill those that have witnessed my deeds... Run away in fear as the Nexus Forum bleeds.. The voices tell me everyone should be dead. My teeth grind and crack..as this thread...runs red...
  6. Driving drunk at a decently fast pace, Overturning oncoming traffic like a nascar race. passing through schoolzones at the speed of light good luck cops...at catching me tonight!!!!
  7. Granted-You've been relocated South Detroit. I wish i could smell color.
  8. Banning monolithic because he's the most active banner on this forum. (seriously..this guy has banned all of us at least a couple hundred times)
  9. I would also go into the bedroom with Callitons gf. :whistling:
  10. Fallout new vegas Lets count sand 4&5
  11. Granted but you burn up into itty bitties due to the stars extreme heat. I wish i was George Jetson
  12. Alone i sit, Alone i wait,waiting for my embaressing fate. Am i doomed? Am i forgotten? In this box of stain, in the air of rotten? "Hello?..anyone on the other side?" i queitly ask.. With no help around,leaving will be an impossible task. I should have checked before i sat should have looked before i shat. Impatiently i shudder,arms around my shoulders, My legs are getting numb now, this seat is getting colder. What if i starve? could i die here? What horrors seek to feed on my fear!? Shaking now,going into shock.. i wonder if the door is locked. I think of my family,as life flashes before my eyes. The fun,the laughs, the crying, the lies.. All this for nothing, as i am soon to go.. the grim reaper approaches from below. A voice from beneath echos in my head "Any last words before joining the dead?" i think of my wife...and the last words i would have said, "Hun, we are out of toilet paper..and i need to go bad" Alas.. my life ends.. next to the toilet,magazines..and body lotion To the the watery depths with my grim reaper guide as i flush my last emotion.
  13. Granted, but you forgot what i told you and now your stuck in the same situation you were 3 seconds ago. i wish i could speak japanese.
  14. banned Herculine because this is the second time i see you as the last poster on a random thread.
  15. Stryfe makes a good point. Like the enemy o the middle east,who destroys americans with commercial planes.. First glance,these guys are evil as it gets,but research says these guys are following their own religion, to the point of giving their own life to honor their faith. To us they may be evil,and to them we may be evil, but in truth there is no such thing,only the idea of. Now,there is a clear difference between insanity and knowing what is right and what is wrong. a crazy man will kill daily. eat his breakfest cereals, watch the toons with the kids.. then go out for a brisk walk while chewing on human intestines,not thinking twice about it..maybe even waving to the horrified neighbor that caught him in the act.. this is just plain crazy,complete insanity. A man wakes up one day and notices his xbox is missing.. with a note next to his bed reading "sorry bro, but i miss online play really bad". The man goes into a rage,grabs an aluminium bat and goes for a walk. 3 hours later the cops arrive to a neighbors distress call and find a battered mans body, blood and guts all over and misplaced xbox games everywhere. The man has killed his brother..and is hiding in the bathroom silently,while listening to the cops search..(not to forget he's holding on tightly to his recovered xbox). This shows signs of intelligence.. pre-meditated murder and the fact that he is hiding shows that he knows he has commited a wrong deed which nulls him being crazy and if he is arrested will most likely get molested by the court system.
  16. Well if you were offered a chance to DI i'd say hell yeah do it. You can expect to tour a hell of alot less though, they'll have you at an MCRD 24/7 training the yellow feet. Still it's better than going back to the front and who doesn't want to yell at snot nosed kids all day long and get paid to do it? you gotta go to sergeants school for it though. shouldn't be much for a gunny. OH! i'm officially civilian again. iwon't tell you what it feels like though,don't wanna depress ya. sharp picture.
  17. well.. i've actually never seen any of the transformer movies..so incase you didn't realize it.. i was joking...besides, the term "Marine" in itself means "water" sooo the marines are a department of the navy..(mens department)..so booyah! joking. Anyways to keep it on subject, when a soldier/marine is no longer active duty and is waiting to permanently seperate,the government decides to put you on a non-escapable reserve program for 1 year..and during that one year you can be called back into the poo anytime of the year..well.. i left almost exactly one year ago and come september 17th i will be new offspring to the civilian population. I plan on having a giant party and getting wasted,there will be lotsa music and lotsa girls (and by that i mean a very loud radio and a few girls who we pay hourly to pretend to be entertained) and i couldn't help myself so i kinda sent invites to all your houses (in the form of singing bodybuilder stripper messengers)!
  18. Israel is surrounded by neighbors that have only one agenda, take Israel off the map. The country is currently an ally of America but President Obama is currently trying to make peace talks with the nations bordering Israel while at the same time announcing that Israels actions are unjust.. but all they are doing is defending their country from pissed off surrounding nations that want Israel destroyed. If obama keeps talking the way he is, Israel will not be an ally of the American states for long.
  19. My confidence that my government is disorganized and quick to act on horrible intelligence gathering is aboslute. My confidence that the Agents,Operatives,Soldiers,Marines, and others to be unnamed;will with out a doubt accomplish their mission denying obstacle and impossibility in order to survive themselves,their brothers,and their country, is absolute.
  20. there is a motto i live by that has decreased the worlds population and increased my calorie intake by %12. "Sticks and stones may break my bones,but i'll rip your -Censored- spine out and eat that -Censored-"
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