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SilverDNA

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  1. I had a homicidal grandma already so I'm looking for some new experience..... a suicidal dog catcher would be nice for a change.

     

    An Antagonism (of Philosophical nature) or a Paradox (of dimensional nature)?

  2. Granted the wishes of people become more creative?

     

    ...BUT...

     

    This stretches your nerves more after some time, so you get a psychological aversion against creative wishes or humans. (Your subconsciousness decides witch it will be.)

     

    I wish for more creative corruption of wishes.

  3. Granted you have a truffle now....

     

    BUT

     

    ... the pig you needet for findig the truffle was so strong and willingly that it forced you to run after it through more than one thorny bush in the woods so your cloths are ruined, you have a loot of fresh bloody scars, and you are as dirty as the pig (the pig doesn't bother with that. In fact the pig likes to be dirty) Everybody in town knows after a hour in what state you left the woods and what you found. (Rumors travel that fast)

    ops Thor was faster....

     

     

    Well its that early that you forgot to take on your pants as you leave your house.....

     

     

    I wish for a real doomsday device to end this game.

  4. Granted you a have warm (a fresh out of the bakery) bread.

     

    ...BUT....

     

    you swallow the first bite and it stays stuck in your throat (until someone helps you) and you lose your appetite for bread for a very long time.

     

    I wish you all wouldn't make me hungry.

  5. Branted .... but a Heinz Erhardt

     

    quote comes true

     

    instead for you:

     

    My best jokes I've told

    the audience smiled slightly tortured.

    but cheerfulness without measure ,target

    and attention was when I fell off the bike ...

     

    I wish for more funny jokes! :biggrin:

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