What is the secret language of policemen? Pig Latin What time is it when an elephant sits on yr fence? Time to get a new fence Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside If Train A leaves station A at 7:06 PM going 85 km/ph and Train B leaves Station B at 7:45 PM going the opposite direction of Train A at 79 km/ph , and the stations are 300 km apart, at what time will the two trains collide? ...Who the hell cares? And also, what kind of question is that: when the two trains COLLIDE? So messed up.