Werne

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I'm at 3296 here, you guys might actually catch up with me in like 20 years. :tongue: Wish we could win the lottery like this, just buy a ticket and insta-win, by now we'd all live in mansions and drive Ferraries. And I'm confused, Thor didn't stay up all night posting? No "can't sleep" or "my 780 Ti can run Tetris at 30FPS"? I think he may be broken again. :ermm: Also, I miss M48A5's mellow face and brokenergy calling me a bogan. Oh, I just remembered I haven't posted any music here in ages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7IIYIFljZM I predict BlackRampage, he can sniff out Dutch metal and redheads from a mile away like a shark. :tongue: Not to mention Epica rocks. http://th699.photobucket.com/albums/vv356/mindfreak_fanz/th_Rock_emoticon.gif EDIT: I can't feel the thread's heartbeat, I think it might be dead. EDIT2: Seriously, where is everybody? EDIT3: Echo... echo... echo... echo... :mellow: EDIT4: Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

Yup.

Yeah, but I haven't been here in a while so I didn't see. Plus, I went back only 5 pages, the forums are slow as sloth on my end so I didn't go further. I still miss my 40 posts per page though. And I'm glad to hear her family matters improved, wasn't like that last time I was around. Gotta admit, she has strong will. And as it turns out, I now win. Funny how that goes.

Well, my new avatar ain't the best when it comes to turning Christmas-y, but I think I can figure something out. The pic made me laugh at first too, then I figured out it could be used as an avatar and decided to go with it. Now I like the thing, I think I'll be sticking with it. That made me go take a look and as it turns out, I'm the third guy with the most posts here, 249 more posts and I can overtake Iv000 for the second spot. From the regulars here, no one could take me on, I could stop posting for years and you guys would still be nowhere near. :tongue: By the way, looking at the names there bring memories of the good old times when this place was much more lively. I miss naomis. And since I forgot to ask last time, is Thor still on about his 780 Ti?

The thread is still as slow as usual, I see. Ah well, I win.

This place lacks everything that is good in life... http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pizza-boobs-and-beer.jpg There, fixed. :smile:

Ah, you were talking breast milk. Thank the lord, I thought wet bats***. Breast milk is good, tastes sweet, tried it while my wife was breastfeeding. And FYI, "cleavage juice" is how some groups on deep web call it when a man pees on a woman's breasts then licks it up, I thought you went crazy like that. You can find some truly disturbing stuff on deep web that scar you for life, don't go there, man.

That's weird, disgusting and disturbing in that particular order, and not in a good way. Just so you know, you can get pics like those for free in high resolution and quality if you know where to look. And nah, stopped doing that a few years ago cause I got a girlfriend, which I ended up promoting to wife last year, so I don't need to shake my :laugh: ! at random pics on the interwebs anymore. Also, the mess that gets caused by doing that just isn't worth it, I'm too lazy to clean up afterwards. :tongue:

Yeah, I haven't been around in, what, almost two months now. Been so busy I didn't even have time to fart, much less use the internet. I did notice the disturbing lack of boobs up in here too, not sure why there aren't any, might be cause I was the largest source of boobs in the first place (also Ironman and BlackRampage, where are they anyway?). :D And I do know know how to pick my ladies. So says wife at least, I think she might be biased. Sloths and boobs, I love it when two awesome things get combined into one pic. I wish I was a sloth. And if you need help picking out PC parts, feel free to ask. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's building rigs. :thumbsup:

http://rodneysspace.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/sexy-redhead-1.jpg I leave this place for a few months and what do I come back to? A thread slower than a sloth and not a single cleavage in sight. I'm disappointed. By the way guys, you can get Dragon Age: Origins for free till 14th, in case any of you want it and don't mind using Origin. Currently downloading it, I sure as hell ain't gonna pass up a free game. What can I say, I feel generous today so you get boobies and games free of charge, you won't see that often. :thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoU30ixHrM This. I want it as a car horn. Seriously. Until someone comes up with that car horn, I'll disassemble ME3 to extract that sound, modify it to include only the horn and not the servo/stepping sounds, crank the volume on my 4x400W stereo to max, then just play the damn thing when my neighbor falls asleep in his back yard rocking chair. :smile:

Mine doesn't even have a color screen. :tongue:

Avoid like the plague unless you're buying it used and it's under $250. It's dual-GPU (two downclocked 680s that can't overclock without being a fire hazard) so you'll have multi-GPU scaling issues in some games with it and can't disable the second GPU like you would in a normal SLI setup to avoid the problem. Plus, you can't have more than two of those cards, four GPUs is the limit and since there's two on each card, yeah. By the way, LED visualizer is just the LEDs on the cooler shroud that you can see if you have a plexi side-panel on your case, nothing more. A reference 780 Ti which smacks the 690 around like a toy can do the same thing, as well as perform better, heat less, overclock much better and draw less power. Not to mention you can make a lot better GeForce GTX LED sign (with multi-color LEDs and more flash patterns) with a visit to an electronics shop and a couple of hours of work with a soldering iron, then you can put it on any card. You can even put it on a Radeon, which would be hilarious and I'd very much love to see it done. :tongue: Are you out of your mind? :yes:

No one is sure if Thor is being serious or trolling, not even him. I't one of the mysteries of this world. :smile: And why the hell is my mouse cursor blinking like crazy in Windows? It's driving me mad, I've been trying to fix it for 6 hours now and got nowhere. :mad:

Translation: ghetto-rigging. :wink: By the way, did you know old dead LCD monitors make for good room lights? Just take apart the display and remove the neons (aka, display backlight) on each side of it, remove unneeded electronic parts and only leave the backlight power delivery system, then make a nice box to put all that stuff in and connect the assembly to a wall switch. I got one of those as lighting on my porch and another four in the basement, those things are making a lot of light for something that small. :thumbsup:

Rain. Thunderstorms. I hate rain and thunderstorms. But weather forecast says Zadar will be having rain and thunderstorms all week, beginning with the storm that cut power to half the city last night. That weather forecast also pretty much sums up this entire summer - rain and thunderstorms. I hate this summer. If any of you intended to go on a summer vacation in Croatia, don't, unless you like rain, clouds and bolts of lightning. :dry:

Hundreds of years ago that represented a "gay orgy porn" Google search result for ancient masturbators. :tongue:

I knew it's an I, cause it very likely represents his real name (Ivo/Ivan). But if I was from another country, I probably wouldn't know if it's Lv000 or Iv000 either.

Congratulations! :thumbsup: And you might want to give me a heads-up when you're out and about, getting fused with the windshield doesn't seem like much fun. :tongue:

Damn, I always get confused when one of the resident posters here changes avatars, I don't even read the names anymore. Right now I saw Pagafyr's and BlackRampage's posts and the first thing that popped into my mind was "Who the hell are these guys?"

Well, with all this penis talk, I'm pretty sure I can guess what you're craving for now. :tongue: Well, that too of course. :tongue: (if letting one's dick do all the thinking is considered being faithful to it, that is :tongue:) Apparently, I'm very faithful to the little Werne. My wife said she's yet to see me think with my own head. :tongue: And my psychiatrist said I have an unhealthy attachment to my penis. I think she's just jealous cause she doesn't have one. I'd give her mine if I weren't married though, she's 52 but still damn hot. By the way, for all the inexperienced guys, older women have the most important thing - experience. I still remember my neighbor, 47 years old, me young and horny, she was hot and always making the little Werne stand at the ready. After two months of me laying down the groundwork and wooing her, we finally ended up in bed while her son was working the night shift. He still doesn't like me cause of that. That night I had the best sex ever, nothing before or after that can even come close in comparison. :smile:

You know, I could turn Borthiah's pillar into a big glowing penis within an hour. I think Molag Bal might get a kick out of it. :tongue:

Nope, Nintendo is still screwed. Mario Kart 8 boosted their sales momentarily but the fact that they still lack any worthwhile games even after almost full two years of the console being out will kill them in the long run. The biggest margins for Nintendo is the software, they release consoles with low margins in order to make money on the software. They suck in both regards at the moment and seeing how much money they lose, there might not even be a Nintendo by the end of 2018. Sony, on the other hand, is bleeding money everywhere. Their smartphone division is being decimated by Samsung and Qualcom, their entertainment division is under a lot of pressure as well from Samsung, etc, the software division is being hit hard from all sides and console sales brought little to no money despite the large number of units sold (low margin per unit). At their current pace, by the time next generation of consoles is to be released there won't be a Sony. Microsoft is actually the only one that doesn't have to worry all that much. While XBone is a flop, they have a damn strong software division to keep them running. Windows Server has high margins per unit, so does Office, and even Win8 is still selling slowly despite it being a big freakin' failure. And that's all without DirectX royalties, Windows tablet/smartphone sales (tablet/phone sales also kinda suck) and various other contracts and agreements. So yeah, there's no use of Nintendo/Sony making $5 on consoles if they lose $10 at the same time in another department. :wink:

In my case, not even once. Broken out-of-the-box and has no warranty. :tongue: In other news, I increased voltage on my GPU with a pencil so I can overclock higher. :smile: