Slaiv

I agree with Shin......For example: Slaiv's secret spy that has never been mentioned before and somehow suddenly appears in the enemy fleet plants a heavy nuclear anti-snow missile inside the ship, destroying the entire fleet and all of Peregrine's forces, and the huge war is done in one sentence. That would suck, right? Exactly. "Fire a single Device into Dark Wraith's army...." "Yes, Sir." A single Device is propelled out of Slaiv's command ship, hurtling through the vastness of space, straight into Wraith's flagship. We all know what happens next....... "There won't be anything left, right? His ships are too close together for the Device not to work....?" "Affirmative, Sir." "Excellent....." Slaiv returns to the task at hand.... "Sir, we've ben sneak attacked by Armiena's forces again...Apparently it was done by spies." "Kill them." "We have Elites on the task right now, Sir. They will soon be dead, if they survived." "Great." Meanwhile, thousands of shots bounce off of Slaiv's ships as they hit the Shinjoium flubber. Slaiv begins to set up strategic attack formations: "Forces from Ugelm: Move around to the left of Peregrine's forces. Try to deflect the shots coming from the right. Forces from Halgim: Move around to the right. Deflect Shots coming from the left. Mercenary forces: Cloak and sneak around back. On my word, dump a load of HAAS Missiles right up Peregrine's a**. My forces will attack directly from the front, since we are the strongest. All ships, prepare but DO NOT ARM the Suncrusher torpedoes. They are only to be used on my signal. All forces prepare to moves to coordinates on my mark." Slaiv's Command Ship Bridge "Sir?" "Yes?" "What will happen if we fail? What if Peregrine wins, and we are forced to use the torpedoes?" "We won't." "All forces, MARK!" Does this mean i can finally get into Ancalagon's purgatory? Screw my men, they don't care anyway :lol:! [by this, I mean the post where Malchik says Oh, and sorry if I seem unfriendly Dark Wraith. I don't try to be. If you want to enter, please just wait till this story is over. It will be very, very soon. [Although if we lose, im sure the party at ancalagons will last for a while ^_^ )This is the final battle. Thank you for your patience.' Oh, and we will party at ancalagon;s afterwards, right? we'll find someway of doing it without dying [or dying, then coming back to life] after the party we can introduce the new scenario as the world rebuilds itself

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and i make amends...the sentence has been edited out. sorry if i have offended you also...........i'll try not to, i was like, stoned or something, maybe drunk, high, whatever...i had no idea what i was talkin bout...sorry packrat...

"FIRE VOLLEY 1!!!!!!" "Roger, Sir, firing." Thousands of AS [Anti-Snow] Missiles ram the hulls of Peregrine's ships...... "WHAT!!!!! What's happening?!?!?!?" "The hulls are too strong, Sir." "Were the HAAS Missiles installed on the ships?" "Most ships, sir..." "THEN FIRE THE BLOODY THINGS!!!" "Roger, Sir. Relaying message." Emour Space "We have our orders. Fire the HAAS Missiles." Thousonds of tons of Heavy Armour-Piercing Anti-Snow Missiles scream towards Peregrine's ships... Slaiv's massive fleet watches as the missile delve deep through the armour into the centre of Peregrine's battle ships...... And explode. Cheers of victory rise throughout al of Slaiv's forces....when all of a sudden a load of explosives are dumped into the back of Slaiv's fleet. The first wave disappears instanly in a cloud of flame.... "WHAT THE H*LL WAS THAT?" "Sneak attack by Armiena, Sir!!!!!" "Where is she?" "Not here, Sir." "How far away?" "We estimate 300,000 lightyears, Sir." "Far enough away for the Devices to hit, without danger to us...." "Yes, Sir." "Theta Fleet! Fire three Devices directly at these targeting coordinates." "Roger, Sir." Armiena's fleet, 270,000 lightyears away..... "Three targets, coming up on screen, Captain." "Which are.....?" "They look like missiles." "Take them down....." Three Interceptor missiles are fired directly at the Devices...... "Captain! The explosions are abnormally large, and coming right at us..." "EVASIVE MANEUVERS!! DODGE THE BLAST!"[/u] But it is too late......as Armiena recognizes from the bridge of her ship. The first ship is ripped into shreds..... The blast continues to blow the fleet to pieces. Ship after ship is rocked by the blast. Luckily, Armiena is not as stupid as Slaiv hoped... The remaining able ships put up their intense shields, and manage to block the blast, since the shields are not matter, technically....Armiena shouts in anger and frustration as the damage reports come in.... "I'd say 2/3 losses, Major. Half of the remaining third has been damaged, and half of those are immobil until repairs are done." "Is the EMP ship ok?" "Completely obliterated, Major......" Emour Space "Research-what the f*ck did Armiena hit us with?" "Our long range satellites say an EMP ship, Sir....unheard of. It was obliterated in the blast, however, caused by the devices...." "So they work. They will provide useful......"

or maybe rats???? but seriously, i find no way that a cliffracer could be scary.....

I like the snow arena the way it is....we could just start over in the same setting [world, not same exact place], maybe a different time.....with a different storyline. Not mafia style. The great thing about the snow arena is that anything can happen. it went from snowballs to huge loads of anti snow cannons. Completely unrealistic. Thats why it;s so fun......

MOst definitely guar :lol: :lol:

"Uhh....no idea when Peregrine is coming." Slaiv stands up, walks to the right, and places the blueprints in a slot in the side of a machine. The blueprints appear on a computer screen next to Slaiv. Slaiv begins a message to his crew, and adds the blueprints to the message: "Alright. Begin building these, then place them on the ships. Place advanced shields on the ships too, after the Shinjoium Armour has been installed." Slaiv returns to his seat, after grabbing a Heineken and a cavewich: "Shin- where'd you get these cavewiches? They're refreshingly addictive!" Slaiv downs the Heineken, and proceeds with the cavewich: "Oh, right.....back to the meeting. Well, I estimate that Peregrine will be here sometime in the next billion years." All stare at Slaiv yet again, wondering how anything so stupid could have survived this long. "What? It's probably true...." Slaiv finishes off the cavewich: "Oh! I forgot to spike my Heineken! Oh well....I'll just drink the ingredients." Slaiv chugs a bottle of children's cough syrup. All continue to stare, open-mouthed at Slaiv... One of the attendants in the room whispers something to the door guard.... 2 minutes later a doctor comes in with two pills in hand and a glass of water. "Take these." "Why?" "Excuse me for one moment...." The doctor pulls out a hypodermic needle labeled "CAUTION: SEDATIVE." He sticks it in Slaiv's neck when Slaiv turns around to get another Heineken... "Now take these pills with water." "Ok......" Slaiv swallows the pills with the water and mellows down.... "Uhhhh....ermmmmm.......right. Where were we?" The doctor exits. "Apparently cavewiches and Heineken do not mix....." Slaiv leans over and talks into a radio: ""Hey, Reasearch...." "Yes, Sir?" "See if you can find what makes the bad combination between cavewiches and Heineken...." "Done, Sir." "That fast? Oh, well, what is it?" "The chemicals do not mix. We can place another chemical in the Heineken that will not effect the drink, but it will neutralize the bad effects..." "Excellent. Have a 2000-gallon tank of it ii my quarters when I return. And keep a near-limitless supply on our ship...." "Yes, Sir." Slaiv ends the conversation, and returns to his normal position. "Oh, and on another topic.... Shin, can you send a masive supply of cavewiches to my command ship? I don't want to run out during the long battle ahead... And is there anything I can do to be promoted before the battle? If we end up getting screwed, I want to be able to party like it's on sale for $14.95...." ooc>Peregrine, if you could sorta give us a general time when you believe you will come, please do so....

Slaiv sends the flubber to Research: "Ok. Put this through the cloning machine, and then proceed to make the armour for our ships. Install when finished. Have the Anti-Snow cannons and the Anti-Matter devices been installed yet?" "Yes, Sir. Finished." "Excellent...." Slaiv returns to the meeting: "Well, I just got finished talking with my Research......seems that the Anti-Snow and Anti-Matter cannons have been installed. If we can get a clean shot at Peregrine's troops with the AM cannon, we can take them all out at once......but that would be pretty hard. If they're too close, the explosion will come in contact with one of our ships, and then that ship would explode, and everything that explosion touched would cause another one......effectivelt screwing us. It seems that I can only come up with last-resort weapons....... Can anyone spare any heavy-weapons/artillery that I can place on my ships? If I use the ones I have now, we're [we being the entire universe] screwed........" Slaiv finishes off another Heineken, and downs another cavewich.

ooc>power posting sucks, pack rat......... :huh: :huh: :huh: and i dont really think peregrine fears you, but...... "Sir! With some information from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, we have completed the cloning machine requested, Sir! We need only the item that is to be cloned, Sir!" "Excellent. Have you finished installing the torpedoes onto the ships yet?" "No, Sir, but we should be done shortly." "Has research come up with anything yet?" "Yes- well, somewhat, Sir. If we can get some of the Shinjoium flubber, research has figured out how to put it into a metal, giving the metal the same properties. This new armour could be installed quickly, and would effectively act as flubber. And they have finished the asteroids, Sir." "Great. Have research double work on new weapons." "Done, Sir." Corporal Quilheem leaves the bridge, and Slaiv returns to his quarters. Slaiv messages the bridge: "Deploy the asteroids into space. Move them into the set formation. Begin pilot training for asteroidal combat. Set up the planetary shields at the specified locations and turn them on." Slaiv messages Research: "Begin researching new weapons right away. Load the Anti-Matter cannons into every single ship." "Sir- we have already developed a new weapon; it has been in research fro years now. Taking inspiration from a book, Ender's Game, which was written thousands of years ago in an entirely different universe, we have created a weapon whose explosive effects feed off of matter. In other words Sir, the projectile fired from this weapon explodes. The explosion fuels itself through matter. So, basically, the explosion does not stop until there is too little matter to fuel it." "Great. Load this onto every ship also." "Yes, Sir." Slaiv messages Shin: "Uhh......I need some Shinjoium flubber. Did Malchik send it to you? I have a cloning machine......"

"Awesome! Now I have The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy AND unstainable trousers. Oh, and my men should be able to come up with a cloning machine......." Slaiv speaks into a radio: "Hey, people! Start work on the cloning machine!" "There we go. Oh, and I figured out that my men aren't really invulnerable. TOday one of them was pissing me off, so I threw a donut at him. He got offended and started squaking like a chicken, and started to attack me. I'm afraid I had to put him down. They are, however, incredibly resilient to any injury and are stronger than anything known in the universe; I found this out when he picked up a 14-ton barrel of Heineken and threw it at me. I had to shoot him with approximately 37 clips of ammunition...." Slaiv spikes a gallon jug of Heineken with Brain and Nerve Tonic and Cough Syrup, and downs the whole thing in one gulp. "And if we have to use the Suncrusher torpedoes, it doesn't matter, because we can all go hang at Ancalagon's place and become Ice Elves!"[/i] Slaiv finishes his cavewich and starts on another one..... "Ahhh yes cavewich......the One Cavewich.....to RULE THEM ALL!" All stare at Slaiv again... "Right, time to get into Peregrine's ship, then....." ooc>has anyone figured out what mp is yet?

"So does this mean I've been promoted back to a General again?? YESSSSSS!!!!" All stare at Slaiv, not believing that anyone could be this stupid.... "Uh, I mean.....ermm......uhhhhh......oh yeah! Malchik- do you have any of the Shinjoium flubber? We could use that to defend our fleet. Also, we should place man-made asteroids around the planet, and train our armies on simulators to teach them how to fight in this situation. Note that the asteroids would be coated with Shinjoium flubber, so as to make them invulnerable; this will stop Peregrine from destroying them and giving us the advantage. Also, every single ship in my fleet has the Suncrusher torpedoes loaded onto them, so if things are looking bad.....Well.......Let's just say that one of them can destroy an entire universe. Now think of what hundreds of thousands of salvos from hundreds of thousands of ships would do........ Yeah, so Malchik.....do you have the flubber yet?" Slaiv takes a bite out of a banana flavoured cavewich.

ooc>I predict that you will soon see the letters "b","d","n","e","n", and "a" put together into a very harsh word in the future........ Slaiv messages his massive fleet: "Alright, slackers- move to Emour and set up a defensive perimeter around the planet. Double construction speed on all ships and weapons. Place the newly acquired technology on every last ship. And bring any mercenaries you have found...." "Yes, Sir. We have gathered soldiers from the planets of Rhiaal, Rhiaahr and Rhegaal from the Anisetiol Star System, Sir." "Alrighty then, Shin...." Slaiv travels to Hell "Hey, Malchik- Shin wants to know if you've made the Shinjoium flubber yet. Oh, and he wants to know if you and Hell will fight to protect Emour."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Must......redeem.....self.......gain.....entrance.....to......party....." Slaiv messages Shin: "Uh......if I fight for you and help to defeat Peregrine can I be 'redeemed', or at least promoted? Man, I'm sick of delivery-boy status......." ooc>here comes the part where I laugh maniacally because me and my forces are invincible....we are undead just like the people in A RECENT MOVIE........

Slaiv loads the crates of Shinjoium onto the back of a cruiser.... "Wait a second- wtf am I doing this for? I'm undead! I can do anything...." Realising his stupidity, Slaiv piles all of the crates on top of each other and balances them on his index finger.... 10 minutes later: "Hey, Malchik...here's your Shinjoium. THUD! Uhgh..........Slaiv is hungry. "Hey Malchik, you got any cavewiches? I'm bloody hungry....And when can I stop this delivery boy nonsense? I need to get back to the karaoke bar...." ooc> POWER POSTING SUCKS

:D Uh....your sizing didn't work

Yeah, shin, I'll come....Just lemme take care of the legions of undead/ghost people following me.. "Oy! You there! Tell everyone to go back to the stasis field [mine, not Peregrine's] in space and wait for me to send word. Oh, and while you're at it, start rebuilding our fleet. You're undead, so you don't get tired and you work 9 times faster than anyone else! Go!" Uhmm...okay....so how do I get to this karaoke bar????? "Hey, does anyone know how to get to the bar?" "Yeah, you take a left at......." 10 minutes later: "....then take the middle fork in the interstate and get off at Exit 237,011. You can't miss it." "Right......" Slaiv wanders off aimlessly in the direction of the bar, hoping to get there.... and he does! "Howdy, all! Uh.....Can I have some peanuts and uh.... a couple o' Manhattans?"

Uhh...I don't know why people keep saying I'm selfish and self-centered and such, just because I left Peregrine to have fun.....I'm really not trying to be :huh:..... Anyway: "Alrighty then Malchik, off to Shin it is." On the way to Shin: "Why does everyone hate me?" At Shin: "Sir, delivery from Malchik. It's a can of air freshener, Sir... Delievered safe and sound!" .......... It's sad how one of Peregrine's top generals can become a sleazy lowlife who works as a postman [and now addresses others as Sir, instead of being it himself.]

But blatant stupidity and complete randomnes is fun....

Dibs on the above mentioned [by me, not Shin].... What do you mean, stole your idea...??? :huh: I never saw it.... Sorry..... <_<

Great.... I even get kicked out of life. Well, it's off to Hell I go. Hell "Yo, anyone around here named Malchik? Cuz' I got a sh*tload o' grog for him, courtesy of Shinjioh...I'm also s'posed to report to you, so I can go to purgatory...." OOC>shin, im not going for "personal gain," being evil just sucked....and where else is there to go?

I want Elijah Wood, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, or Sean Bean to play me! :D But Rud, I was thinking more along the lines of just taking each post, and correcting the grammar..... Maybe you could put it into book form, and I could take the raw text [only with corrected grammar] and put them together. In fact, I've formulated an equation for it: Slaiv's Book + Rud's Book = BEST BOOK EVER [aside from all those better than it, such as LOTR] But still, it would be kinda cool, wouldn't it? Harback, weathered leather book cover, weathered, yellow, dusty old pages, one part book style snow-arena, one part actual snow arena........

excellent smithers......I'll start later if the topic looks like its going to end.

I'm not criticizing you, just joking around a bit.... Hope you don't take it personally. If you do, tell me, and I'll stop...... But do you have any [serious] thoughts on a book, anyone? If we could find a way to make it when the thread is done, that would be so awesome it's not funny....You should start a thread about a book, Dark0ne....

Just for the record, you're the one making stories about how you're still alive :D But I do think that once it's over, you should send it to me or rud or something and we could make a book out of it!!!!! Ive been thinking that since I joined!!!