Gabbemaster

King Kong! I mean, he has his own game, his own movie, so why not his own mobilephone? Unforunately, King Kongs mobilephone is just full of "Grugh!" and "Gragh!" and a little bit of "Grugha Gragha Whagga!". So Gabriel...

then drops everything at the floor when the beautiful young hero Gabriel walks in to the room. "Yes my dear, it's realy me. I have been in the mountains, spending my time drawing maps, skiing, and looking at other gi... other gi... oh forgett it. I'm here anyway. So, what has happened?"

The sound-guy (you know the one who allways comes to late) decided to take a brake, and that resulted in no sound at all. Gabbe the elvish Presley didn't realise that the sound was gone and continued to dance around, until...

Was running (like someone who had an angry mob of disbelivers after him) from the angry mob of disbelivers that still calimed he didn't exist. "Damn idiots..." Gabriel said to himself, and stopped, feeling that he couldn't run anymore. "Hey!" he shouted to the angry mob of disbelivers behind him, "Will you be so kind to stop there a bit?". "Why should we!" One in the angry mob of disbelivers shouted back. "Because I can't run anymore, and have to search for a place to hide before you guys continue to run after me". "Eh... Ok" said the one who stood in the front of the mob, "Sounds fair... Ok, go hide, but only this time". "Thanks guys!" Gabriel said, and hid himself...

he runs towards Sweden... Unfortunately thats one hell of a distance, and they stumbled uppon a problem when they tried to run over the ocean... How would they manage to cross it? .... .... (Oh yea, here it comes...) THEY DECIDED TO LOOK FOR THE ANSWER IN... :happy:

Was currently trying to convince people that he... "Was not dead you idiots!" Gabriel screamed, "I am one hundred and one percent alive!". "Yea right..." said one of the many people, "You better prove it before we gonna belive you! I know, if you can find the legendaric Holy-Wale, we will agree that you are indeed alive". So... Of Gabriel wandered to fin the Holy-Wale, he decided the best place to start looking in was...

Take a hellicopter out of the place for all I know! ;D OOC> You are supposed to laugh now Malchik :happy: And then fly away with Otto... Unfortunately, she don't know how to fly a helicopter, so they crash in...

he had forgot to read the sign on the other side of the statue... As soon as he kicked it, he and the pink-lawyer-with-a-flexible-girl-tututututu (Or was it the other way around?) was suddenly surrounded by angry locals with big evil guns which they had bought at the local gunstore before they went to the local statue. One of the locals said with an angry voice: "Hey! Didn't you read the sign on the other side of the statue? It said: IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVE A NAME STARTING WITH 'O' TO KICK OUR STATUE! And those who do it have to...

OOC> Portrating? I think both you and I knows that we are just telling the truth :rolleyes: ;) gabbe-find-o-matic... Oh damn... where would they find one? The decided to searh for one in...

"He's dead like a goat honey" Otto said. The ballerina, who didn't have as much experience with goats as Otto had, wondered what the hell a "Goathoney" was, and then added; "And besides, Gabriel can not die, he is a main-character, remember? And he is allso the totally insane creator of this thread, so if he dies, we will probably die too... This means that you better find out what happened to him and his part of the car" "Oh, forget about Gabriel, are you not happy here with me and allt his? Honey?" Otto said. "Happy with you and all this honey? No, I can not honestly say I am, so lets go find Gabriel before someone realise he's gone". "Yea... Well, ok, if this is what you want... Then, where shall we look?" They decided to search for Gabriel near the old...

OOC> Ok, this was probably one of the best posts ever in this thread :happy: I couldn't stop laughing! ;D The ballerina had a real problem preventing her skirt from flying upwards. The reason to why she even bothered with this was that Ottos head for some unkown reason allways turned towards her (and therefore away from the road ahead) when the skirt felt like it needed to fly a bit. "Stop looking at me and consentrate on the driving will you?!" She said. "Eh, what driving?" Otto replied, and...

OOC> I must admit I am confused too... Where did Otto dissapear to? The allready unfamous and very strong alcoholic drink of death! To bad for the Anti-Gabriel-Foundation, Gabriel was one of the those annoying main-characters that never seems to die, so the only thing that happened when gabriel swallowed the unfamous drink of death, was...

Sing a song: I need to rescue Santie, or what he now is call-ed, but he only had a pantie, and it was bloody red, so away he throwed his pantie and bought a gun instead unfortunate for Gabbe it was as heavy as pure lead, what would he do?

jumps out from nowhere and attacks him. But since Gabriel is such a mainperson in this story, it is unable to kill him (main characters never die you know), instead it... Runs out in the streets singing: We are filmstars yes we are, we don't want to use a car... OOC>Continue on the song...

G The car crashing in to a soft pile of... O Much rejoysingwingtingpling and much...

I look forward to it to! When will it be released? And that Spirits Within isn't even worth talking about... Not a single Chokobo in the whole movie!

G: This strange story, and all the best parts of it, he dreamed that he was making a 'Best moments of the never ending story so far list' but realised that he would need some help if he wanted to do this good. So he wrote a strange post on some crazy forum out there, and the post was about some guy who had a dream in wich he made a list of the best moments ever in Never ending Story history, and... O: he had forgot why he was there to begin with. So he started running around performing high class espionage in the film-stars underwears. The stars hadn't got enough training for these kind of situations, so they...

to force OOC> I win

Gabwithouttherest: The driver himself! (OOC> Holy Moly! This was unexpected wasn't it??? ;) ) Who currently had a bad day because he couldn't find a pair of eaqual socks at home, and therefore didn't wan't to drive at all. Gabriel tried to convince him that it was his job to drive! But that didn't result in anything else than The Driver Himself walking away muttering about "Kids these days..." So, Gabriel found himself alone in a nice Volkswagon and... wait a minuite, alone in a nice Volkswagon... Gabriel decided to... Therest: And then dissapeard from this story because I don't think any of us can think about three things at the same time ;) Oho: OOC> Otto (This is his real name) one time wrote his name down on a piece of paper so that his teacher would more easy remember his name (it was the first time she -the teacher- had our class, and everyone had to write down our name on a piece of paper) and he wrote his two T:s together so that it looked like an 'H' and then the teacher thought his name was OHO. One thing led to another and now he is known as Oho and most of us have forgot the real name Otto, that he once... a long time ago... possibly didn't have anyway. Local.... OOC> Yes I know that this probably is the laziest post ever written, but I am tired today and do not have enough brainactivity to continue on the Otto-part of the story right now, sorry :/

Gabriel: Go on his own adventure to the deepest depths of... Oho and Whoopsala: The local film-star-tribe, unfortunately they had to pay to gain entrance to the local-film-stars-quarters, and they was rather short on money, so they decided to sneak past the guards and break in to the building through...

Asks if he could at least have a beer? He sais that he has been living on mazte in Morrowind as long as he can remember (wich isn't that long), and therefore is old enough to take a beer or two... The barmaids however... Tries to stop the students from modding for Iredior the following week, because they rather wan't their kids to study their ass of because of some strange Biology-Test they are supposed to have the next thursday. This attempt however, isn't likely going to be succesfull, since their kids are a bunch of sneaky Morrowind-Addicts who are going to mod when their parents don't look. But since the parents have control over the internet connection...

Otto a.k.a "Oho": sang bad songs in the rain when... Gabntherest: Gabriel, who currently had a real headache because of his new friendship with the table, said: "Hey, Obi-kanobi-scobi-dobie-dobie-(and probably woobie to) , you look like a smart guy, please tell me how to change that bleedi'n ageing thingy at the forums, so that it says im 18 not 17?". Obi-kanobi-scobi-dobie-dobie-(and probably woobie to) answered:..

OOC> GABNTHEREST 4 TEH WIN! ;) Oho: swallowed Oho, and inside the dog Oho saw... Gabntherest: Those nice bra's that he recognised as a pair of "Gabriels-Bra-Corporation-Bra's", what Gabriel didn't think about was that under the very nice bra was a pair of very nice breasts, and Gabriel accidentaly touched the breasts too. "Hey!", said the barmaid with the nice bra, "You have to..."

OOC> I am going to test something new, two paralell stories at the same time. If you don't like it, just tell me. Oho: But he didn't have a chance to say anything more, because everything wen't so fast that he suddenly... "Gabriel and the rest of the team": OOC>Help me find a good short name for this. But back at the transmogrifer, the rest of the party realised that Oho had dissapeard... "What shall we do now? Shall we look for Oho or go and take a mazte at that house of lots of earthly delights over there? I think we have to carefully think about this." Zaphod said. After a second they decided to head for the house of lots of earthly deligths, and when they went inside they saw...

"Stop right there! Didn't you have a planet to explore? Stop fooling around and continue with what you are supposed to do! Exploring this planet!" And Oho finally managed to put his thoughts in the (well, as near as possible) right order. And when he realised that...