Gabbemaster

Hit Terry Pratchett with the sock *kaboooom* and... ... and... ... and... ... and... Nothing happend... Except that the collision resulted in Ottos revival... <<<OOC Yes I know, it's terrible, but he bloody forced me to do it! :P ;) >>> But he didn't revive in his normal shape, no, he had been revived as a/an...

a big cake <<<|OOC Look at the picture I found :P|>>> as Gabriel started to eat from the very tasty cake, someone with a white apron, a big white hat, and a really angry expression in his face rushed towards him. It was...

One of those dark seecret passages that allways exist in those places marked with an "Impossible ot Escape from" sign... But this was not one of the ordinary passageways, this one was...

"Ouch!", Gabriel said, "Why did you...", but then he saw what it was... "Wow! Gin! Thank you Malchik clone nr something! Cheers!"

That the only thing he needed to do was to pay 1000, and then he was free to go next turn! But where would he get the money?

But instead of Pan Galatic Gargleblasters, there is a shop named "Gabriels Bra Corporation" right on the spot where the blasters used to be. Gabriel ( who still suffered from "yellow-snow-in-the-back-of-the-head-syndrome" after Ravens attack ) stepped out through the frontdoor, with a big "Bra-Slingshot" in his right hand and an even bigger snowball in his left hand. He load his bra-slingshot, aim, and... and... realise that Raven is gone... - What the... But Gabriel don't have time to say anymore, because...

OOC> It wasn't Gabriel who told the story :) But that doesn't matter, I continue anyway ;) I am allways happy when someone other than Malchik and me post here :) The things you do when you are in Jail, bribing guards, killing rats, pick-locketing, lock-picketing, and ofcourse a lot of sock-LICKeting. But when Gabriel didn't do any of these thing, then he killed his time worrying about his old friend Otto, who had accidentally been murdered by a bunch of big nasty dwarfes along the way to Malchiks School of Espenglish and Enpionage (or what it now was called). But what Gabriel did not know was that Otto...

"Malchik clone number 1!" A big "Oooooooooh" escaped from the crowd... "Yes, i'ts true, it was the very first clone, the most fearsome, the most brutal, the most malchik-like clone of them all, and the first thing he said to me was..."

"Good", said Gabriel, "espionage sounds fun, I wanna learn how to spy through womens clothes!", "So, who follows me to the espionage and english school?"...

realiced tat thej had to tacke som inglish leccons... 'but where would they go?'

still to far away... so he crawled even nearer, and...

they couldn't see what it was, and...

something going on "not-so-near" the kitchen, it was...

Passed it over to Gabriel, "So, who are you then? What did you do to make Dorothy treat you like that?" "Her freaki'n house dropped down on me head!" Frank nodded, "Yes, that happens now and then, one just have to accept it and move on forward. Is that why your legs is all messed up?" "No it's because..." But Gabriel wasn't able to continue, because everyone in the bar had turned thier attention to something going on near the kitchen, it was...

Draw the sword! Unfortunately, Gabriel and Otto had forgot that they wasn't Gattobriel anymore, and therefore they bumped into eachother when they reached for the sword. That bump resulted in a big "Thump!-like-sound", a lot of headache for Gabriel and Otto and a lot of confusing expressions moving over Dorothy's face. "Well..." said dorothy to herself, "I guess that answeres my question..." She dropped her gun, undressed herself, took Gabriel under one arm, and Otto under the other, and walked over to the nearest bar... When she arrived, someone in the bar said: "Look! A naked girl walkes in to the bar, with Gabriel under one arm, and Otto under the other!"... "Oh shutup Frank!" Someone else said, "You allways have to...

The "sword of undoing"! Maybe Gattobriel could be Gabriel ans Otto again... The only problem, whas... How to use the sword? Should they kill themself with it or?... In search for more clues, they wandered of in to the distance... When they finally reached a destination worth the name, they realised that they had arrived in...

started killing all the birds in the area. Unfortunately, he accidentally killed some "not-as-much-birds-as-they-where-supposed-to-be" (well... not birds anyway). And one of these "none-bird-thingys" was...

"You..." But the mud-puddle dosn't have a chance to say anything more, because when the blob turned inside out, Gatto and Obriel was released, and now they seek revenge! They killed the blob in one single mighty blow... each! "No!" Said the puddle of mud, "I was going to tell him about...

Burried the Hamburger inside the blobs intestine, cried a bit, and then realised that they had to get out of this blob somehow, but... how would they manage that without hot spices, big bad killer weapons, or mushroom-soy? The only way they could think about was...

Gatto and Obriel, and inside the blobs stomach, they found...

mixed it together... The result was:

didn't know what it was, and... OOC> Ok, Just kidding ;) decided to pick it up... I mean, you never know when an unidentified enchanted item may come in handy. Thier only problem right now, was that Gatto and Obriel REALLY wanted to be Gabriel and Otto again, so they decided to...

they stumbled over an unidentified enchanted item on the ground, it was...

quickly picked up thier newly bought 'Sock'ia-Mobilephones and called their mothers: Gabriel (or Otto): "Help Mom! We gona die here!" Mom: "Who bloody cares? You forgot my last birthday!" Otto (or Gabriel): "But..." Mom: "No, I won't send you any money! Get lost!" *Klick* And then the dog...

I have about 26 million in morrowind with my main char! Damn boooooring! Well, in the beginning i stole stuff and sold it. The classic thing to do is stealing the 60000 gold soulgem in balmora mageguild... easy money :P