Mercbird
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The bird drops into a dead faint at the sight of her hero and cries " Its been sooo looonely without you and I cant find my brain, and this poor ghoul has been lost in oblivion and thinks we are dooooomed"
Three tears of joy slips from her left eye and....
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super-squirrel, Why kill something that is strange and beautiful?
Beacause she's strapped into a LeFemme gimp suit, and obviously suffering.
I couldnt believe it when I saw what that stupid plugin provided, a strappy-male fantasy purple gimp s&m bloody barbie doll suit.
With high heels.
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Yah Im getting old.
>takes a tweezer and starts hunting for grey hair<
Must be from the 80/90 as thats when I hit my clubbing peak. After I could legally drink.Of course. What ?
>subtracts two decades from 31<
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I actually even played CSI dark motives >hangs head in shame< to relieve my Oblivion-less depression. It lasted two days >bangs forehead against Switch's third desk repeatedly<
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If I'm rediscovering the joys of VNV Nation and Apoptygma Bezerk am I getting old?
If you add to that list Toten Hosen and Rammstein, NIN, Depeche Mode, Nitzer Ebb, Oingo Boingo, Marylin Manson's Beautiful people, Stabbing Westwards, Portishead, Radiohead, Rosetta Stone, Razed in Black,Placebo, Dead can Dance, The Apex Theory and wait for it Gorrillaz, then apart from the last it seems I'm having a retro monent and a half here.
To drive I throw in a bit of Grieg and while I'm moving a bit of sweat and swearing.
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a brain, because all the balet had stomped hers into her little big toe, wich eventually she chewed off. Because it was ugly . So at Macy's searching for a suitable brain and wondering if she could have it on toast she finds an old ghoul and decides to call him....
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A confused bird in a merc drove up took one look at the holy whale and the pinhead and decided that sushi is on the menu tonight so she grabbed the pinhead and stuck him in the whale's tail, said ' now your holier than one' and drove off to the nearest BK lounge for clam soup.
So...
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This is one of the best games ever made, but! I think it is also the glitchyest game in the world.
Agreed on that. Morrowind had more than it's fair share of glitches, but not a single one of them ever bothered me. Well, apart from that Tribunal main quest one, where if you've already donated all the Museum of artifacts stuff, then you can't finish the main quest. Sucks.
I just remembered mistress Therana, she's pretty funny/crazy/scary. 'nuff said.
Mistress T's cat freaked me out more, didnt want to get freed at first, and then when I did finally resque the poor thing, I had to put on a skirt and got blasted! Also the conversation with her egminer slaves in rebellion about her usage of eggs is weirder still!
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... In the local transgender hang out, got into really really red pumps and started belting out Tina Turner christmas songs(in an etirely non perverted way, of course) while the crowd looked on happily, not realising that...
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A Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster shot (nicely sealed), which he immediately downs,
scattering his wits once more, leaving them to march along to the Boy Scout song still playing in the background untill the Scoutmaster yells...
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a next week wednesday transporter, so he can find his Gabby whichever wednesday he may be at. So he slaps the merc bird one last time and....
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... the Dread Birthday Juggenaut stops spinning, a merc pulls and out jumps Mercurian Mercenary a.k.a. Sock who says "Felicitations on your B-day Ottohoho, whats that bit I can't read there, you can call me Mercedes like everyone else!"
She twirls in the rain on the plain and slaps...
OOV> NOT ten years onto his age hehe
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Really!? I've got to go try that! This would be the temple pilgrimage as you join the Tribunal Temple, right?
Just had a strange moment: Syin Shemazai, Imperial Bard is running around on the Bitter Coast, followed around by graphically naked Wine-Sot (thanks to Better Bodies) and my brother walks in.
Last time he saw MW was with the original peanut gallery version of hairy panties...
Did I detect a renewed interest in the RPG genre? Dirty little swine... :D
Yep here he is again, hehe
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... investigate the rain in spain, said to fall gently on the...
<she's got by Jove, I think she's really got it>
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< That is beeeaaauuutifuul>
...he holds on to the the middle of this week wich turns out to be around Bjorks waist, hidden in the feathers of a dead swan he ...
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..Otto " I luuuuuuuve youuuu miiiiiiiii aaaaaaangel*choke* Otto freaks right out and sings in chorus...
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... and nothing happens as there is a worshiping sockfull of fans around Gabriel who as proclaimed him Robert Heinlein Incarnate, and nothing can penetrate Gabert untill Friday takes the Harold Unmentionable ...
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The Muses, and they say " Och, lets all go to hell in a handbasket, and cry for Duke Nukem"
So Gabriel and Otto (respectively, separately)...
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...Prinsotto has gone to Persia, unfortunately in a handbasket and has ended up in hell where he runs into the crying devil from the seventh hell who has been nuked by...
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...H. Pothead Freesock attack the mercedes, asking the occupants if they've ever ever inhaled(heh heh lame I know, couldnt resist)
Mercurian Sock pouts and asks " So who called me a mercedes?"...
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The mercury/mercurial/mercenary bird slaps a harrasment suit on Arnie, shouts "My name is Mercurian Sock" and shoves him and GWB into the said merc (she never liked em slow and heavy anyway), and kicks it to the ...
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"Stop showwing off with that da... fu.. whatever laptop, you must pay through your nose for bandwidth like all suckers in africa Otto", trying to take the laptop from him and copy/pasting the ridicilous dog's name to it.
Arnie gives her a friendly grope and...
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...took a swing at him not realizing the sock is now empty, turned and ran as always, away...
Otto looked at the dissapearing wizzard and...
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... that the left over Otto ashes from the sock, is being snorted by Rincewind a.k.a. Crazy Otto which combines to become... Rinceotto!
Attracting the attention of the the Condoleeza Rice Pudding dog, thinking it might like risotto better than broccoli and should maby wrap it in paper, and starts stalking the writ on Gabriels face when out of the blue ...
A never ending story
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