Ginji

Which had motion-sensitve machine guns on the roof which shot Santa into a hundred, bloody, chunks. This caused his Robo-dears to...

Got bored of this and switched back to Mass Destruction Network, where...

. But then The Vogons, Kricket robots and several Acturn Megadonkeys decended on him and blew him up, ate him, and then demolished his planet to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. On the other side of the...

I'm thinking of starting a Bandit char, but there arn't any victims (Like merchants or otherwise) on the roads. So my question is this: Is there a mod which adds respawning, leveled (as in the stuff that they carry), travelers/mechants?

HOLY CRAP!!! Then I turned round and kicked it in the balls. "Thanks Marcus!"

I agree, a LAN-Based TES game would be amazing, but, Bethsoft would never do it as there is no money in it for them. But we can dream. Imagine it; a group of friends, each with His/Her own Skills.

Having played Medevil 2: Total War half to death, I can confirm this statment is pretty accurate. However, in my campiagn, the 'leading cause of death' was; Cannons, lots and lots of cannons.

(OOC: REMAINS?! The whole planet, Wolf-boy and all, where forced into a black hole, in another galaxy, so how did they get remains?) This was bad for the Buuorfs so they Allied with...

I posted this link on a topic in the Off Topic Forum (Ad for a Sword Website) It's just another case of Americans over-reacting (again) But this quote from the article: According to the school manual, "Level 3" covers situations where a student "engages in conduct relating to a false alarm or report or a terrorist threat involving a public school." takes the biscuit tin. If it is Terrorism (it's not) then lock up most of the modding commuinty. 'Alternative Education' sounds pretty grim, especialy as it 'has a crack terrorism response force.' Since when did a 'Alternative Education Center' require 'a crack terrorism response force.'

One thignthat I hated about Oblivion was the look of the light armours. Typically, it's only Theives/Assassins the use the stuff, so why are the top two so damn bright? I'd like to see someone try to sneak around in Armour that REFLECTED light insted of absorbing it. :dry: The armour system from Morrowind should be put into TES V. Light armours should be dark, yet nice looking.

Because the Sea Otter Republic (as they now call themselves) also liked to eat crusteceans. They armed themselves with the most powerful weapons known to Otter-kind; small, hard, ROCKS OF DOOM! Now that they were armed it was only a matter of time before...

Was interupted by some random Aliens who, using a massive tractor-beam moved the entire planet into a black hole. Meanwhile, in a gallaxy far, far away... (OOC. THIS IS THE END of those wolf-things forever)

Remeber this? Well it has no meaning any more, I've started to make them already.

I rented it, but, dullness. I played a skirmish and went away feeling 'that was brilliant', but then i loaded up Company of Heroes and it was sooo much better. Take the fights for example: C&C3: Little men run forward, oh no! machine-guns! little men die (and vanish into the ground). Tanks come forward, oh no! Rocket- launchers! tanks die. Little men and tanks run forward, rockets and machine-guns die. I win that fight. :dry: CoH: A squad runs forward, oh no! Machine-gun nest! Men dive into cover on their own accord, hiding behind barrels, tank traps, buildings. 1 man dies (Is knocked over, rolls into ditch, and stays there). Tank comes forward, while the squad runs around the building to flank machine-gun nest, oh no! AT guns! Men throw grenade at AT gun, Little men on the AT gun are blown APART. Tank blows up Machine gun nest. I win. ;D Compared to CoH, C&C3 sucks. No deformable land or planned building holes (I once turned a quiet French village into a crater covered, desolate wasteland.) Not as exciting in any way, shape or form.

Maybe they get in there when they are young, and just eat and eat and eat 'till they can't fit through the door.

Hulk Hogan. Because everyone now knew who he was he was forced to...

or how about the fact that, nomatter where you are, if you murder anyone infront of anything (like a wolf or other creature) you get a bounty.

Which then started setting fire to everything and everyone. nothing at all survived. end of. But then the necromancer...

Ginji sidled into the building, looked around, spotted the arrogant man at the bar, noticed his pionted teeth and cursed under her breath. He was sure to stir up trouble for the sake of it, and she had hoped to pass this sinkhole by without trouble. she took a seat at the opposite end of the bar to him, so that she could watch his body language for signs of danger. Her hand was always at her shortswords hilt, not from waryness, but from habit. The barman looked at her, before inquiring as to what she would like to drink. she gave him a hard stare and said 'Red wine, now' in tones that made him flinch.

not enough Red Lemons. While they were singing, the Admin got quite annoyed and started hacking at them with...

all of the extras from the Lord of the Rings' films burst into the the room singing...

Cover everything in flaming spam...

The reason most devs (including Bethesda) give for 'slimmed down' content is; time and money, not enough of either. how much time and money were spent on those god-awful voice-overs? Excatly. That time and money should have been spent on adding content to Oblivion like decapitations (but then it'd probably be an 18) . (and yes I miss the armour system from TES 3).

if mixed with a naked flame, would cause an explosion the size of Sark (a smallish island in the english channel). Meanwhile, a team of necromancers got to work on the gaming source forums, planning to ressurect all the topics that had ever been made, which would cause...

Thats true...most of the time, sometimes you've got to talk to someone to get the 'idiot-arrow'. There's a mod to get rid of them but I don't remember what it is called.