Topical Debate with out a Topic

[Maharg67]

I decided to go for a 'just plain stupid' debate! Variations of this idea have been used, before this, with much success.

 

This debate turns many ideas, of a good debate, on their head.

 

There is no topic and nobody adds one or refers directly to a topic.

 

Posts can sound like they are being serious, foolish, pointlessly wordy, confused or otherwise.

 

You can not go off the track with this debate because there is no track to follow.

 

You can invent fake forum members posting, quotes, historical events, nations, political factions etc.

 

You can contradict yourself, make obvious mistakes and otherwise not worry about being a good debater.

 

Please have fun with this debate and keep to the very few rules.

 

Remember to introduce no new debate topic, to refer to none.

 

Try hard to not get to the point or to make any real consistent argument.

 

I will start with below:

 

 

While I do agree with Lemonade09876543 on the sensitivity of the subject, its link with what is happening in the United States of Europe, I can hardly say that I can agree with it. Putting it simple, and not with any needless complexity, but taking into account that the colour blue is lovely, I would put forth that what dominates in this debate is the economical mode of seeing into the industrial needs of the dead. I should point out that by 'dead' I actually mean the living. This might appear not to be logical but in context of this current discussion, I think I need a fresh cup of tea, one can bring oneself to understand the need to broaden one's outlook.

 

In response to the above I can only scratch my head in puzzlement and take a very lateral view of the stated topic. In this case it means changing my chair for another one.

 

I look forward to a strong positive debate.

 

[Nintii]

Once upon a time I found a razor, and so I shaved and shaved and shaved ... everything I could see and everything

I could not ... bald felt good, bald was delicious ... so I upped the ante and poured on a litre of extra virgin.

I slipped and hit my head on the bath ... concussion is a b*tch.

 

I'm better now.

 

Anyhow, yesterday my BF spoke to me like dirt ... but hah, I'm not one to bear grudges, I've decided to walk in the

opposite spirit ... so I invited him over for a bit of "us" time tonight ... I'm definitely going to treat him right ...

 

Bought a few things from the Mall this morning ... a lovely big bunch of bright red roses, a bottle of Jack, some

really yummy oysters, a pair of rubberized shoes from the hardware and of course a razor and some oil ...

 

I hope the rat, oops sorry, I uh, hope my shaky-legs-when-drunk hunk of a man likes candlelight in the bathroom ...

 

(@ Maharg67 this kind of weird ?)

Edited July 26, 2013 by Nintii

[Maharg67]

Weird, what weird Nintii? I found your addition to the debate, on this very topical topic, to be quite logical and to the point though you did fail to take into account the social effect of extra virgins on the economy. We always need extra virgins but do we get enough of them when it comes to supply and demand. As anybody knows, including my pet cat, supply and demand is the electric motor of society as mass produced in China.

 

You clearly understand the need for dynamic mall consumerism as displayed in your buying of really yummy oysters as opposed to not so yummy oysters. The production of food in modern society, its consumption at malls, is an aspect of the topical topic's relationship to world food production. At this junction, in the debate, we do not refer to plastic food that is mass produced in China.

 

In conclusion I conclude that the main counter point in the debate is opposite to the main point in the debate.

 

I also conclude, given the direction of the discussion, that I am very handsome! Of course many would contest my conclusion but they are just jealous or I am delusional.

[Nintii]

Aha, so my clever introduction of virgins fooled you ! And no, China was not their place of origin that was in fact a red herring.

Knowing your train of thought that the mass marketer of massive mass ... would be able to produce such a scarce commodity I

injected the term "extra" ... so got you there hahahaha.

But I must admit that a plastic virgin version is on the cards and it's coming from Holland where they grow tulips.

And flowers as you very well know are the true commodity.

[Marxist ßastard]

Look, I can appreciate what you're all saying, but it all depends on the assumption that murder is wrong. Edited July 28, 2013 by Marxist ßastard

[Maharg67]

Of course murder is wrong! I have been murdered five times so of course I know of such matters. And people don't think I know what I am talking about!

 

As for Holland, well there are plenty of dykes there to plug holes in but lets not go there as flooding is not central to this discussion. Again I refer to extra virgins and indeed humbly except that mass production of such a scarce commodity is hardly likely. So perhaps there are highly refined factories, somewhere in Europe, producing fine quality extra virgins along with luxury cars, wristwatches and strange sausages. Yes, you indeed got me there, Nintii, but beware for my debating power has just awoken and is becoming more dangerous by the second. After a nice bath, a good cup of tea and a nap, I will be ready to strike.

[Marxist ßastard]

Seriously? I thought I could get through this thread without having to deal with ad hominems, reductiones ad absurdum, and pedicabo ego vos et irrumabos, but apparently I overestimated the INTELLECTUAL DWARVES of this forum. Here, you all need to educate yourselves: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies

[Lisnpuppy]

Gosh Marxist...I just don't have enough yellow pen to get onto everything that is wrong with that. I mean..really? All that Latin then comparing people here to intellectual dwarves...I just won't let you put down the dwarves in that manner. It is unacceptable!!!

 

*rushes off to tattle of Marixist to the dwarves*

 

((ha ha haaa))

[Marxist ßastard]

"If you want to know who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Abraham Lincoln

 

Am I the only one here who isn't BLIND to the WORLDWIDE DWARVEN CONSPIRACY?

[Lisnpuppy]

What! Those beloved, short, bearded folk? Did I mention I am part dwarf? Just over 5 foot and hairs growing out of my chin! I demand you show proper respect! And give me a tithe! Electrolysis isn't cheap!