New mod?

[exanimis]

I like playing Xenosaga on the PS2 and I really don't like The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion. Could some of you fantastic modders make Oblivion into Xenosaga?

 

Here is what I'd like in a new Xenosaga mod

 

1: Get rid of all the swords and give me one giant sword the size of a tractor trailer with god like killing abilities.

Turn all the other weapons in Oblivion into big a$$ guns.

 

2: Get rid of all those boring creatures in Oblivion and replace them with robots. Small robots that you can fight all the time.

Make giant robots that you can fight for boss fights.

 

3: Take Mahrunes Dagon and Mankar Cameron out of the game and replace them with Giant robots. Robots the size of a house.

 

4: Change all the armor into robot parts so that we can collect them an build our own ultimate robot.

 

5: Get rid of the magic in Oblivion and change it to a spell that allows you to enter your own giant robot to fight the boss fights.

 

6: Tamriel is a boring place so change all the landscapes from the boring forests to ruined cities. There should be lots of ruins to explore and lots of rubble blocking your path.

 

7: we wouldn't need the Oblivion plains so they should be changed into dream sequences that help you along with the story.

 

8: git rid of the character generator. Make KOS-MOS the only option to play. We could all play as KOS-MOS

 

9: Make it so that the only way to restore your health and endurance is by drinking coffee. ( I just like coffee)

 

10: Make all the females in the game nude with beach ball sized breasts. Even the robots should have giant over sized breasts. I know everybody wants that.

 

Anyway that's what I want so could somebody do that for me. Oh, and I'm going to my grandmothers house next week so could you have it done by Friday?

 

Thanks

[gdarknight]

I don't know how to even come close to that amount of sarcasm.

 

But if anyone is actually bored enough to indulge this, then I want my horse changed into a '57 Corvette (red and white). :biggrin:

[SavageArtistry]

ROFL I imagine a tractor trailor on the end of a sword handle, being swung around and razing the forest. :woot:

[Vagrant0]

ROFL I imagine a tractor trailor on the end of a sword handle, being swung around and razing the forest. :woot:

You mean something like this:

 

 

It's a little over 60 feet long, so technically fits the description.

[Eshenaleros]

My sarcasm detector has exploded. well done.

 

Oh, and Vagrant0;

DAMN! I want that sword, just for some drunken fun times. Where did you find it? or did you make it?

[exanimis]

That sword will do for now but could you make it glow in the dark with boobs on the hilt? Now that we have the sword, how long before I can download this mod?

[Vagrant0]

That sword will do for now but could you make it glow in the dark with boobs on the hilt? Now that we have the sword, how long before I can download this mod?

It'll take another hour to finish the mod, but I'm going away for 3-4 years to learn how to herd Yaks in Mongolia, so won't be able to upload it until after that. But this should be enough to start out. As a consolation I made the IC tower into a weapon, just so you have a good size comparrison. Here's a screenshot.

 

 

*edit*

And the mod.

http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=23535

Enjoy.

[ihateregisteringeverywhere]

Lol, love you <3

[exanimis]

Is the IC tower a blunt weapon? I don't like blunt weapons but now that I look closer at it, the top does look a little like an inverted boob. I'll take it! Yay boobs!

[exanimis]

VagrantO, I bet you get a thousand downloads.