Unavi Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I just had onother one. I'm working on a Housewife "weapon" mod nad while testing i got in a fight with the keeper of the Marchent's inn. We were fighting for 10 min with pastarollers, meat cleavers and meat hammers. They all do minimal damage cose aren't meant to wapons realy. Well it was fun when i cracked open his head with a roller. :P :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted269910User Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 The funniest and most "interesting" kill I've had when I was aiming my bow at a guard in Cheydinhal. I decided it wasn't worth it and shot the arrow way up in the air, few seconds pass and then a corpse falls out of the sky with my arrow sticking on the torso. Glitch? Quite likely. Fun? Like hell. :D "It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johny Obliv Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 My funniest kill was at Cadlew Chapel. I entered the place, finding necromancers. They attacked me right away, so i fled to the roof using a ladder inside. One of the necro's followed me to the roof, and I hit him so hard with Jygallag's Sword that he flew of the tower into the water. It looked epic, because i didn't know that i could hit someone so far ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehDarkPredator Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I usually play a defensive combat character with offensive spells. So I get assaulted by bandits, but they can't hit me in my uberarmour. I slowly retreat to a ledge and cast an exploding AoE-spell. They all fall down right on top of a load of marauders. They end up fighting eachother, I equip my my zweihander, cast some frenzy illusion spells and jump down... BERSERKER... It was bloody fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iavor55 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Well i reciently recieved my new funnies kill,wich is part of a quest in the Shivering Isles.Its the one wit the suicidal guy that wants me to take him by suprise,and i pushed him off a ledge and sudenly behind me i hear a dark seducer saying "They should do something about this,such things happen all the time >:)".At the moment i was like o_O LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lezard_valeth21 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 the most funny one was when i tested a mod which added the imperial watch armour outside of your imperial waterfront house.it also added a GOD weapon(a lot of damage of many elements for a long time).before selling it i wanted to see how high guards would fly when striked by all those effects...oh there's adamus philidas...SLASH!...adamus flies twenty feet over my head...boom...almost immediately i fly twenty feet over the floor...GAME OVER screen.WTF?????? i reload and give that sword another try....nailed again...seems the mod creator forgot to mention that the sowrd effects would also hit you. i found that funny but i wasnt satisfied.i went and striked another NPC and immediately started drinking potion after potion and spell after spell to see how long i could endure its effects... not even 5 secs.second experiment: tgm command and went against adamus again... slashed him and got "Adamus Phillidas is unconcious" continued hacking and slashing guards around the waterfront...after a couple of seconds i got "adamus philidas is unconcious" message again...and again.. i said WTF?. i went check where adamus was and saw the that the enchantments were still on effect. lol whenever he stood up he was blasted again... ^^ ill search for the mod you should try but dont save your game later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javalin Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Big Head was being chased by a guard AGAIN for stealing forks, and I was just about to kill some guy who wants me to kill him "Without him expecting it" and Big Head ran into the path of my arrow - So I murdered him. Fingers of the Mountain: I changed the mana cost of the strongest one (200 shock damage + 100meters) and I killed some combatant in the arena, but his body went flying into one of those spikes surrounding the arena floor - he was skewered on them :( Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iavor55 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 What!?You can actualy stick spikes into enemys!?Is it a mod,because i would realy enjoy it! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lezard_valeth21 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 as far as i know thats not possible in vanilla oblivion and hadnt found such a mod, but would really appreciate to be redirectioned to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arion12 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I've had a zombie tripping over a bottle of ale. Realistic Fatigue caused it to fall over at the exact moment it stepped on the bottle, and it died. Rather amusing. At above poster: Its just a graphics glitch, I've seen it happen on PS3 and XBox360. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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