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I have been thinking about some of the memorable things people say and wondered if you might like to share some words that have amused you for any reason.

I don't care if it's something said by the queen, yourself or joe bloggs in the pub.

 

 

 

I'll begin with Fracois Voltaire

 

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

 

"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong."

 

"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered."

 

"Prejudice is opinion without judgement."

 

"Man is free at the instant he wants to be."

 

"To hold a pen is to be at war" - If only he had the internet. hmmm

 

This is my favourite from him.

 

on his deathbed, when a priest asked him to renounce the devil, he said,

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

 

A good time to end....

 

I'll add more from other sources soon.

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My favorite is in my signature, "Mark Twain" slightly paraphrased.

 

Another is:

 

If there is no malice in your heard, there can be none in your jokes.

 

Will Rogers

 

Buddah

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My favorite is in my signature, "Mark Twain" slightly paraphrased.

 

Another is:

 

If there is no malice in your heard, there can be none in your jokes.

 

Will Rogers

 

Buddah

 

Thanks Buddah,

Your sig is one of my favourites also,

The lack of thought is never excused by free speech.

I can't say I know of Will Rogers but he has a point.

 

Here is a lil story.

 

A obnoxious oaf and workmate tried flirting with my girlfriend right in frount of me and wouldnt take the hint until she said, in frount of all his friends and ours.

 

"When he dances his arse thinks he's a girl"

 

The funniest put down i've ever heard,

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there is allready topic famous quotes...

I thought there might have been

I did a search but must have missed it, I went out last night and still had a nasty hangover.

Best excuse i have,

 

Sorry for doubling up.

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there is allready topic famous quotes...

I thought there might have been

I did a search but must have missed it, I went out last night and still had a nasty hangover.

Best excuse i have,

 

Sorry for doubling up.

 

No problem! you didnt know. then again neither did i hehe

 

Sword Devil

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  • 2 months later...

“I’d much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I’m not"

 

"just because you can dosn't mean you should" <if only i listened more....

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“I’d much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I’m not"

 

"just because you can dosn't mean you should" <if only i listened more....

 

EDIT :whoops: sorry for the double post. blame it on flood control

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"welcome welcome from far and near. we welcome you with holiday beer." my friend, eddie

"at 90 miles an hour, this potatoe would fly through your window, through your head, and splatter against the wall." another friend

"f*** dont do that again you ****ing ****head!" same friend as the second one

i could go on and on, but most are even more inaprotpraite than the second one

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