MarcusCardiff Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I have been thinking about some of the memorable things people say and wondered if you might like to share some words that have amused you for any reason.I don't care if it's something said by the queen, yourself or joe bloggs in the pub. I'll begin with Fracois Voltaire "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." "To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered." "Prejudice is opinion without judgement." "Man is free at the instant he wants to be." "To hold a pen is to be at war" - If only he had the internet. hmmm This is my favourite from him. on his deathbed, when a priest asked him to renounce the devil, he said,"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." A good time to end.... I'll add more from other sources soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddah Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Topic title edited. My favorite is in my signature, "Mark Twain" slightly paraphrased. Another is: If there is no malice in your heard, there can be none in your jokes. Will Rogers Buddah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusCardiff Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 Topic title edited. My favorite is in my signature, "Mark Twain" slightly paraphrased. Another is: If there is no malice in your heard, there can be none in your jokes. Will Rogers Buddah Thanks Buddah,Your sig is one of my favourites also, The lack of thought is never excused by free speech. I can't say I know of Will Rogers but he has a point. Here is a lil story. A obnoxious oaf and workmate tried flirting with my girlfriend right in frount of me and wouldnt take the hint until she said, in frount of all his friends and ours. "When he dances his arse thinks he's a girl" The funniest put down i've ever heard, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonkr Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 there is allready topic famous quotes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusCardiff Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 there is allready topic famous quotes...I thought there might have beenI did a search but must have missed it, I went out last night and still had a nasty hangover.Best excuse i have, Sorry for doubling up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyreil829 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 there is allready topic famous quotes...I thought there might have beenI did a search but must have missed it, I went out last night and still had a nasty hangover.Best excuse i have, Sorry for doubling up. No problem! you didnt know. then again neither did i hehe Sword Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper13 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 “I’d much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I’m not" "just because you can dosn't mean you should" <if only i listened more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper13 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 “I’d much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I’m not" "just because you can dosn't mean you should" <if only i listened more.... EDIT :whoops: sorry for the double post. blame it on flood control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 "welcome welcome from far and near. we welcome you with holiday beer." my friend, eddie"at 90 miles an hour, this potatoe would fly through your window, through your head, and splatter against the wall." another friend"f*** dont do that again you ****ing ****head!" same friend as the second onei could go on and on, but most are even more inaprotpraite than the second one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Just because something is obvious does not mean that it is true. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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