Malchik Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 remembers The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and pops a babel fish in his ear. He discovers that King Kong has been ordering a vegetarian pizza with a side order of garlic bread and rocky road icecream. Immediately assuming the guise of a pizza delivery boy he rushes into the nearest Pizza Hut to acquire the items hoping to ingratiate himself with the grey tape and Peter Jackson. He collects the items and rushes out forgetting to pay for them and so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 when he gets back to king kong, realise that he forgot to pay for the pizza.........Who cares? Gabbe_"the pizza dude"_master thought, and said to King kong: "Grogha Gragha Grigha!" Unfortunately, the babelfish wont let people understand what YOU are saying, so, what King Kong heard was: "Grogha Gragha Grigha!".........Eh... Ofcourse I meant: what "Grogha Gragha Grigha!" is when translated with "King-Kong-Tool-2006". It is: "Your pants are staring at your stomach" This made King Kong very confused, so he: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ate the delivery boy as well as the pizza. Luckily he swallowed Gabbe whole and the poor boy was able to escape by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 taking control over King Kongs body (don't ask me how Gabriel managed that) and then, now controlling the brain of King Kong, he decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 propose to the girl in the Merc by taking her to the top of the Empire State building. Awkwardly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 The building got protected by nasty spikes to prevent the "big monster climbing on the highest building on town with a pretty girl" thing. So King Kong decided to go to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 to chicago and climb the Sears Tower instead. But he had fogotten that it was winter, bitterly cold with a wind-chill of -60 and that the girl he was carrying was dressed in a flimsy silk dress. She was turning blue with cold. Gabbe realised... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wraithguard01 Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 that something must be done quickly, because the fate of the world was resting in his hands! So he quickly pullled out his mobile phone, and dialed the number for our favorite plumber, Mario. Knowing that Mario has had experience with large gorillas stealing scantily clad females, he asked for Mario's assistance. Being the hero that he is, Mario immediately jumped into the nearest sewer system, and appeared seconds later in Chicago (smelling of raw sewage) only to find that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 King Kong had relocated the Sears Tower to Biloxi where the climate was more suitable for scantily clad females. But there was an argument raging with some other guy who had driven down from Memphis Tennessee saying only he had the rights to using the word King in the Southern USA. A third guy from Selma Alabama was disputing this too and the whole thing threatened to escalate into a NASTY INCIDENT. So Gabbe decided it was all too much like hard work. He unrolled his 'instantly-inflating-folds-to-fit-in-your-pocket-four-poster-waterbed-with-vibrating-matress-and free-ice-cream' bedroll and lies down for a short snooze. But... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercbird Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 ...discovers that snoozing in a waterbed as a big hair gorrilla was probably not a good idea, and females in silky dresses dont hang around to watch that type of thing so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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