Malchik Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 he became so dizzy and exhausted he had to find a place to rest. Hoping his would be attackers had gone and still clutching his holy wale he staggers out of the room and finds.... Otto and the ballerina in the tutututututututututu are looking for senilriA naciremA and have reached kroY weN - city of skyscrapers, the Statue of Liberties, yellow cabs, tickertape, pastrami on rye, Broadway and the Brooklyn Accent! They were overawed by the size of the buildings until Otto realised he was looking through a space telescope and that the city was actually on the head of a pin. He addressed the typical pin head asking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike milly Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 for directions to the nearest BK Lounge, so he could get a Tripple whopper compliments of Brokeback Kong series while eating clam soup... When... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercbird Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 A confused bird in a merc drove up took one look at the holy whale and the pinhead and decided that sushi is on the menu tonight so she grabbed the pinhead and stuck him in the whale's tail, said ' now your holier than one' and drove off to the nearest BK lounge for clam soup. So... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Discovering the chowder had been powder the bird in the merc screams for explanations. These are simply given. Gabriel, totally lost by all that has happened to him, heads to the mountains for three weeks to rest and recouperate and draw maps. Crazy Otto has vanished into the ether until schools are back in Sweden. Malchik clone 45 degrees proof is as ever pixillated or pixellated as the case may or possibly may not be. With both heroes incommunicado (a small town just outside Charleston WV) the ballerina is left alone to save the world. Throwing the clam soup over the waiter she hurries to Macy's to buy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercbird Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 a brain, because all the balet had stomped hers into her little big toe, wich eventually she chewed off. Because it was ugly . So at Macy's searching for a suitable brain and wondering if she could have it on toast she finds an old ghoul and decides to call him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 across to help her. "You wish to save the world, my dear?" the creature hisses. "It is doomed. We are all doomed. Doomed! Doomed." She is rather startled to discover he has a voortrekker accent. Meanwhile distracted by the wailing creature she has accidentally picked up five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a store detective about to arrest her for shoplifteng. She... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 then drops everything at the floor when the beautiful young hero Gabriel walks in to the room."Yes my dear, it's realy me. I have been in the mountains, spending my time drawing maps, skiing, and looking at other gi... other gi... oh forgett it.I'm here anyway. So, what has happened?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercbird Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 The bird drops into a dead faint at the sight of her hero and cries " Its been sooo looonely without you and I cant find my brain, and this poor ghoul has been lost in oblivion and thinks we are dooooomed" Three tears of joy slips from her left eye and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 "Oblivion," shrieks the store detective from her left pocket. "How has he been in Oblivion when none of can get there until - well maybe March, or April or even May?" He jumps out of the pocket and attacks the ghoul with his mobile phone. Unfortunately as he hits the ghoul he gets Gabriel's number and Gabriel is absorbed into the phone 'fwoop'. On the bright side, Gabriel can now appear anywhere he likes as long as there is a mobile. He decides to visit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted January 11, 2006 Author Share Posted January 11, 2006 King Kong! I mean, he has his own game, his own movie, so why not his own mobilephone? Unforunately, King Kongs mobilephone is just full of "Grugh!" and "Gragh!" and a little bit of "Grugha Gragha Whagga!". So Gabriel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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