Abramul Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Free college for the masses would be a good start. And free two-way TVs would be double-plus-good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 College is capitalist corruption. It encourages you to succeed beyond the abilities of your Comrades, and therefore will not exist in Comrade Peregrine's new society. TVs will not be needed, as you will be too busy happily working for Comrade Peregrine's glory to use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 All comrades are equal.... but some comrades are more equal than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Red Flag = Chinese LinuxNellis Air Force Base, home of Red Flag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 As the leader of the Anti-Communistic Front of the Capitalistic Pigs (ACFCP), I state that I will work tirelessly until all reds are dead! Hear me, red communist slugs, and tremble before me! :grin: (er.. Anybody want to join me? :undecided: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Get it right. Communist SNALES, not Communist slugs! Although I am not sure how snales can step... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darnoc Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Announcement of Comrade Darnoc, Chief Comrade of the Ministery of Righteousness: draighox is thereby declared a counter-revolutionary. As Chief Comrade of the Ministery of Righteousness I declare a death-sentence upon him and all members of the Anti-Communistic Front of the Capitalistic Pigs (from now on referred to as ACFCP). Any comrade may kill them on site and will be rewarded with the Medal of the Heroes of the Revolution. All members of the group ACFCP and all who sympathize with them are hereby declared enemies of the people. Remember, they were the ones enslaving and oppressing you, so repay them with the same they did to you. These are the words of the exalted leader of our glorious revolution, Peregrine Hellbird. No one will stop our revolution, for it is the revolution of the people, of the masses, against the few who oppressed us. We are more than they are. And we will certainly win. Our victory is inevitable. Give praise to the First Comrade, Peregrine Hellbird! Long live our revolution! P. S.: Remember: Obidience to the First Comrade, Peregrine Hellbird, is the key to our victory! P. P. S.: Big Hellbird is watching you! http://img207.exs.cx/img207/9254/communist17hx.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 As the leader of the Anti-Communistic Front of the Capitalistic Pigs (ACFCP), I state that I will work tirelessly until all reds are dead! Hear me, red communist slugs, and tremble before me! grin.gif (er.. Anybody want to join me? undecided.gif ) How I miss my moderator powers and the fun abuses I could have with them.... COMRADES! This is the true test of your idealism! Pay no attention to this capitalist overlord! He would seduce you from the one true Way. But all his promises would be false and no comfort to you as you become slave to his capitalist goals. Notice his lack of concern for your equality. He speaks only of death, and destruction of the Revolution. Where is his support for the People? Where is his plan for equality among the People? Nowhere! This capitalist traitor is not the answer you seek! Remain true to the Revolution, and embrace the Hellbird's Wisdom! Get it right. Communist SNALES, not Communist slugs! Although I am not sure how snales can step... Allow me to demonstrate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 Hear me, people! Don't let the Red Virus deceive you! Your destiny isn't to be free or equal. You were born to be opressed by us, capitalists. You must accept your place in our factories and learn to live with it in peace. No freedom or equality for you!Hereby I state that all who show sympathy to the Red Larvas will be executed. They are our enemy and must be exterminated!Draighox, Leader of the ACFCP. Get it right. Communist SNALES, not Communist slugs! Although I am not sure how snales can step...Snales, slugs, larvas - what's the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojlnir Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Citizens! Do you hear what your "Comrades" preach? They do not preach equality, they preach homogeneity. They seek to restrict your access to education and recind your basic right to self-determination! Are you not all possesed of talents diverse and unique? The market will produce what you demand. If you want widgets then there shall be widgets. If you prefer doo-hickies then we shall build doo-hickies. You shall have the right to work as much or as little as you wish, and to be fairly compensated for that work. Freedom and salvation do not spring from equality...they leap from self-sufficiency and prosperity driven progress. Forward Citizens! Grasp what is rightfully yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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