ThetaOrionis01 Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Repent ye blasphemers, for ye have sinned! Speak ye not of revolution in this the realm of the great lord of Dark0neness, who created this world with one click of His all-powerful mouse. "And lo!" spake the Dark0ne, "let there be forums!" And thus he decreed the colourscheme, and there he placed smilies to delight His people. Blasphemers, tremble ye at His wrath - for lo, even as ye speak of revolution and power, the great Llama God of Darkness and 0neness is watching you! Swift and terrible is His anger, for despite your child-like posturing, His alone is the power of n00bification and the goatification of the avatar! Sinners, repent - and abandon ye the false prophets who would have you forsake the one true belief! :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 Now that's a support! With the Dark0ne on my side I will crush the Red Plague once and for all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darnoc Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 See the mighty sign and understand! Dar0ne, the one and only, the allmighty god of the Gaming-Source-Universe, has sent his Messenger, the holy Theta Orionis, to announce the destruction of the capitalist sinners who would gladly like to take the power out of his hand! Oh, bow down to the mercy of Dark0ne, for he has seen the schemes and plots of the ACFCP, trying to steal the power which is righteously belonging to him. We, the red forces of Peregrine Hellbird, are acknowledging the superiority of THE LORD, Dark0ne, for he is our saviour of the dreaded capitalist swines who are greedy and false. But he, The Almighty, has seen those whispered conspiracies and his wrath is coming down quickly on the sinners, the liars, the followers of the false and evil prophet draighox, who have nothing else in mind but to enthrone the unenthronable, to demote the undemotable, to take away the power of the one who has all power. We pray for our salvation of those sinners, we pray that Dar0ne may stretch his hand from the throne of the administrator and banish those sinners into oblivion. Do not listen to the evil lies of draighox, the false prophet, long forseen by the one who sees all. For he, the False One, will soon fall and all who went on the path of lies will go with him. signed: Comrade Darnoc, Minister of Propaganda Talking about instrumentalising... :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDRud216 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Since the beggining of human civilization a communistic economic system has NEVER worked, and ALL capitalist sytems are doomed to eventually collapse into communism anyways. I say we just hunker down in nice friendly Socialism, smoke a peacepipe and be friends for all of foreverness. What d you say guys... wait, whats that out side my window? brb. ... Uh oh. Two gargantuan... wait, what are those?? ...EYESTOCKS have appeared on the horizon! Ahhh! A GIANT SNALE JUST SWALLOWED MT HOOD!!!! Its coming this way with a mean look... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 ... Drugs are bad, mkay? :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Death to communism! Death to socialism! Death to Darnoc for staining the words of Theta Orionis, the Prophet! I repeat His words: "Speak ye not of revolution in this the realm of the great lord of Dark0neness, who created this world with one click of His all-powerful mouse." Draighox,Leader of the ACFCP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 The words of the Angle Warrior need no interpretation. The masses shall comprehend their true meaning, and flock to the side of Pravda. Which side that is, I refuse to say, for the words of the Angle Warrior need no interpretation. EDIT: Pravda means Truth. They will flock to the side of Truth. You are opposed to truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draighox Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 From now on, anyone accepting Pravda's mindset will be executed, for I know what side it is. I always know. Draighox,Leader of the ACFCP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosmaker Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 * Comrade Chaos Takes out a sniper rifle and assasinates draighox for insulting us communists :grin: .... He walks away with a grin of satisfaction. Death to the ACFCP Rise of the communists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Isn't that power-posing? Admittedly, he doesn't even care about Truth (see my edit), but still...Quite a long-range shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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