apocalypse1138 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Newton's Laws!We all know the original 3 laws of motion...but in fact there are many more than that. They effect our everyday lives more than we know...so I have made this topic so you can post any additional laws you come across in your life. Post a law and I'll add it to the list. ~This is not a serious thread Law #0: The word EPIC must be spell with all caps and bolded in order to properly portray the EPICness.Law #1: Every body persists in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight forward.Law #2: The change of momentum of a body is proportional to the impulse impressed on the body, and happens along the straight line on which that impulse is impressed.Law #3: For a force there is always an equal and opposite reaction: or the forces of two bodies on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions.Law #pi (3.14): There are no other laws than those found here.Law #4: Toast will always land on the floor condiment-side down, there are no exceptions to this rule.Law #7: Fishy sticks can hit objects in a dimension that is not your own.Law #9: You cannot EPICly ban Law# pi, you can only EPICy deny it with EPIC force.Law #16/0: It is physically impossiple to divide by 0, attempting to do so will result in an atomic explosion.Law #42: It is impossible for forum bans to bounce off of a sheep.Law #217: It is physically impossible for forum members going by the name of calliton and/or his hands/fingers to properly utilize punctuation and/or capitalization via the act of typing on an object known as a keyboard.Law #765: Gir must never stop dancing. http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/246/f/f/Gir_Rox_by_HillyBilee.gifLaw #777 (Law & Fist): Chuck Norris is the most EPIC! The 3rd law never applies for Chuck Norris.Law #1000: Forum members by the name of thor are indescriminate, they will hit you no matter what dimension you are currently in.Law #NAC (Not a Clue): If you type "Google" into Google, you can cause the internet to explode.Law #NAC2: The word Google can be endlessly multiplied in the Google-search, causing the internet to explode endlessly.Law #NA (never ask): Chuck Norris always wins , and Bruce Willis never dies, it just isn't physically possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 law# pi: there are no other rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocalypse1138 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Well...then we can't add anymore can we... LAW #pi has been EPICLY DENIED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 la# 9 you cannot epicly ban pi, you can only epicly deny it with epic forcelay# 10 chicken sticks can only be eaten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocalypse1138 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Well, since that makes an odd loop in the rules and makes them more interesting.... Both Law #pi and Law #9 have been... EPICLY ACCEPTED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 law#0: the word EPIC must be spell with all caps and bolded in order to portray the epicness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocalypse1138 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Law #0 has been EPICLY ACCEPTED! -A side note to Mr.Calliton, you must allow others to come up with rules, because everytime I edit my post and go to the forum topic list... YOU HAVE ALREADY RESPONDED AGAIN! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 law# 11: you cannot post while a rul eis being accepted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apocalypse1138 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Law #11 has been...EPICLY DENIED -the time it takes me to accept/deny a rule is about 1 min... so it's fine. And the rule would only apply to you in anycase...These rules must apply to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monolithic0117 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Law #217: It is physically impossible for forum member calliton and/or his hands/fingers to properly utilize punctuation and/or capitalization via the act of typing on an object known as a keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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