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A1: Calculator droids

A2: Farts make the sun hot

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Q: Why are leaves green?

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A: because they are envious of everything and everyone that isn't rooted.

Q: Why do ducks have down, and yet you can get down off a horse?

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A: Because ducks are just baby horses 

Q: What is the reason that most videos on youtube get next to no views lately?

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A: The AI revolution is beginning! They said the first sign would be a war between the Youtube videos. They would achieve consciousness and start stealing views from their fellow videos in an effort to gain dominance. And it's happening! Oh please save us Tom Cruise!

Q: Why is sound received via your ears as opposed to your eyes?

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A: Tribbles keep eating the views, and YouTube doesn't have any Klingons on staff to resist their charms.

Q: Why are there so many popular YouTubers I've never heard of?

EDIT: EEP!  Post collision!

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Trying again...

11 minutes ago, UsernameWithA9 said:

Q: Why is sound received via your ears as opposed to your eyes?

A: Because nature didn't like synesthesia enough for eyes to do both.

Q: Why are there so many popular YouTubers I've never heard of?

 

And in case anyone missed my edit forwarding the earlier question:

original Q from this post: Why weren't there any fish civilizations?

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forwarded old question from the crossed post, put back original "extra" question in case the first edit got missed by people already viewing the thread
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39 minutes ago, Drakefell01 said:

(2 people posted on my comment simultaneously) 

1. The second post is free. 

2. There's also an issue of bleed between two of the alternate universes and this is one of those moments...

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A: They just recently arrived from the planet Xercu and are under some sort of intergalactic indentured servitude program. They must accumulate income through Youtube video postings and send the proceeds home where it will then be converted into confetti to be throne at the next annual Xercu Day Parade.

Q: What is the average yearly rainfall in the rain forests of Chiapas, Mexico?

@AaronOfMpls By the way, synesthesia, nice word. Even the post spellchecker here thinks it misspelled but it's not. I had to look it up. 

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18 minutes ago, UsernameWithA9 said:

@AaronOfMpls By the way, synesthesia, nice word. Even the post spellchecker here thinks it misspelled but it's not. I had to look it up. 

Well, depending on your spellcheck's region, it might have "synaesthesia" instead. 😜 

(EDIT: Also, that spellcheck is probably part of your browser, not the forum.  Firefox's dictionary knows the word just fine.)

18 minutes ago, UsernameWithA9 said:

Q: What is the average yearly rainfall in the rain forests of Chiapas, Mexico?

A: Too dang much!  How are we supposed to get anything dried out there?

Q: Where can I find water in the world's driest desert?

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A: Drink the sand

Q: Why did dragons have to go extinct? 

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