Pagafyr Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 A: It was a dance off and Torygg died trying to do a one arm spin and hit his adviser, who knocked over a Pluta plant that hit a guard the guard lunged, hitting Ulfric and Ulfric shouted, OUCH at the very same moment Torygg got up on one hand and fell down on his head. Q: Someone once said that the Earth's Moon is really a shield. To shield the Earth from asteroids and meteorites. Only there is no one controlling it anymore and it's drifting away from Earth a little more each year. Several People on Earth recorded what they claimed happened when something caused a concussion on the Moon. They said it vibrated for 22 minutes. Why is the Moon there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 A: It was manifested by a rogue group of alien wizards employed by the subterranean inhabitants of Uranus in a plot to drive Earthlings insane once a month as retribution for all of those 'your anus' jokes. Q: Wouldn't it be hilarious if people said 'Bless you' after you flatulate instead of after sneezing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 (edited) A: ... That's a weird question but I couldn't see why not it would smell a bit off though. Q: Why is there so little photos of highrock and hammerfell on google? Edited May 20 by Drakefell01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 A: Bing's bots and DuckDuckGo's ducks stole them all. Q: Will more people on ESO post pics to UESP articles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 A: No. They've got confused over the acronyms so won't be posting anywhere in the near future. Q: How do planes stay in the sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 A: The plane has one wizard on each wing casting levitation spells every 5000 yards. The plane would drop like a rock if their timing casting the next time or they ran out of magicka for more than a couple of seconds. That's why I make and sell fast travel levitation scrolls. Q: Why did they ban levitation when the new game after Morrowind came out called Oblivion? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 A: Tarhiel's fans got jealous, and lobbied hard to eliminate the competition. Q: Why does every Elder Scrolls game start you as a prisoner? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 A: This is to weed out those players who can never escape the dungeon - they simply roam about that first dungeon and never manage to see the rest of the world. In Morrowind the first 'dungeon' is a series of rooms and most players managed to escape them but in subsequent games Bethesda made this more difficult so that in Skyrim some players never actually made it out of that initial cave... Q: Why does just about every wild animal, bandit, wandering itinerant etc etc want to attack on sight in Morrowind? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 A: They spent too much time in the cells of the dungeons living off of gruel of cruel dungeon guards. They never had any mates in the dungeons. Animal are dependant on their food and fear we might try to take it away from them. Now that I remember being there I recall almost taking a bite out of a guard once. The one that told me to step back as the Emperor was preparing to use the secret exit in the cell. Q: Has Skywind tweaked your interest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 A: A bit, though my interest rate will likely rise more as the project matures and starts paying dividends of a sort. Q: Will Skywind reach release before TES VI? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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