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A: No, Who is the Doctor.

Q: Why do we count in base 10 most of the time?

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A: I don't know ask a mathematician

Q: Why do people buy out all the seats at the movie theater? 

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A: Early in the morning (next line of the song)

Q: what do I do with a penny?

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A: Make a copper wire out of it, then make a lot of short wires out it, and make a bunch of hair thin wires out of those, then make it into a wig.  To block the Aliens from reading your mind.

Q: Are there any Aliens from Mars that moved to Earth after the God whose name is Mars wiped all of the buildings, flora, and fauna off the face of Mars by denoting the Bomb that ended all wars?  Is that why they called him the God of War?

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A: There are two questions here. The first answer is no. The aliens left some time ago having given up on the stupidity of humanity. The second answer is no too. Humans prefer to blame someone else for their stupidity.

Q: Why is sea water salty?

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A: Nothing ridiculous comes from my thoughts.  Salt Water isn't hot.  Salty sea if too salty won't support fish.  The Great Salt Lake in Utah is so salty you can lay down on your back and float without fear of sinking.

Q: Why does the movie Mad Max in Thunderdome make me feel at home?

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A: You see a black van parked on a bridge they are almost certainly disposing of the bodies in the river (LOL)

Q: Why did do you pay for a cell phone plan?

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A: Because not to pay would be theft.

Q: Why do slugs eat my favourite plants?

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