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A: The pain will pass as your eyes become acclimated to the influx of intense light. Once that happens, you'll be able to see the face of God. I did it once and God just sort of scowled at me. So, I'm a little worried.

Q: How are single, plastic-wrapped cheese slices processed? 

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A: Who knows probably some fancy magic (guard speak skyrim)

Q: Why are leaves green?

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A: It's because you are staring at them and that's the way tree's blush.  Can't you see them barking at you to stop staring at their naked trunks putting up their budding leafs to hide their nakedness.

Q: Without insanity would reality be real boring?

 

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A: everyone is insane so who would really know? 

Q: Why is pizza not crunchy? 

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A: Because you didn't cook it long enough

Q: What is the secret ingredient that even the makers of pizza don't know, but use it all the time.

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A: Meats

Q: Why don't people normally start conversations about pizza?  

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A: When pizza is on their mind, their mouths are too full eating it to talk about it much.

Q: What do you want on your pizza?

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A: Chese, and MEAT I need MEAT

Q: Why do people ruin pizza with vegetables 

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A: They're vegen's.

Q: I just heard the music turkey in the straw coming from an Ice Cream Truck.  I wonder if the driver thought 74 degrees F. with cloudy sky is nice enough that children might be playing outdoors and desire any Ice Cream goodies?

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A: That's a definite maybe, with a slight chance of negative.

Q: Am I making any sense?

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