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A: They're drugged out from the opium.

Q: Why are sesame seed buns a thing with some burgers?

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A: Burgers were invented by Mer People thus they have the feel of the sea with the seads... 

Q: May I take your order?

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A: I would like a biscuit without sesame seeds.  I don't like sesame seeds.

Q: What happened when Ali Baba said "Open Sesame" in the story: Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves?

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A: File, Edit, View, History, Bookmarks...  Oh wait, that's my browser's menu. 😜

Q: What do you want on your burger? 🍔

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A: Bacon and cheese, black pepper with no sneeze, and a some buns with no sesame seeds.

Q: How do you want the beef paddy cooked. Raw, medium raw, medium, or well done?

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A: I'm sorry i'm allergic to beef I will go kill a chicken and eat that for my burger.

Q: Do you eat pizza with a fork or do you eat it with your hands (like normal people) 

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A: Pizza is like chicken and referred to conveniently as finger food.  No hand has a mouth and cannot lift pieces without fingers.

Q: What is a pizza pie?

 

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A: a pizza pie is a secret weapon only known by the creators of it.

Q: Why do people put vegetables or fruit on their pizza?

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A: The pizza parlor is trying to get people to become vegens and lovers of fruit.  Because a lot of people are part of a group known as, "P. E. T. A. which is not part of the PTA, it is the People Eating Tasty Animals.

Q: What is your favorite meat that you like to cook and eat?

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