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A: I eat chicken and chicken and did I mention chicken anything that pretty much has chicken.

Q: Do you have a red meat allergy? 

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A: Anyone with an allergy to red meat would also be allergic to red chicken meat.  It's only red when the bird or larger fauna with four legs meat is raw.

Q: What is a good recipe that includes ground ginger root in it?

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A: to grow ginger root try water it's usually the best recipe.

Q: (My mother told me one day I will buy a gally with good ores sale to distant shores...) Can someone write the next line of this song? 

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A: Maybe, but that someone won't be me just yet.  (I'll just link the VoicePlay version of it instead.)

Q: The Dragonborn comes, but where does the Dragonborn go?

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A: Dragon's are much like humans.  After he comes he usually goes to sleep right after sex.

Q: Why do roosters crow at dawn?

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A: they have a clock inside their head.

Q: why is cheese so expensive? 

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A: Because cows got a lawyer and now get paid for their milk to make cheese.  The goats, the sheep, and Llama's too.  It's all because of a Bee who became a lawyer and made human's start treating Bees with more respect.

Q: Does focusing on pie cause you to feel like ducking because you've seen a pie coming mysteriously toward your face once?

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A: Nope I hate pie yuck (when I hear that word I usually make a run for it)

Q: Why do we know nothing about far east europe in the dark ages?

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A: Because it was when it was really dark all the time.  During the day there were Clouds filling the sky that were thick with volcanic ash so the sun couldn't even get through.

Q: Hm?  thinking

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