niphilim222 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Now there is 3? My magnetic personality only has 2 positions. Attractive and Repellent. So look me in the eye and see if opposites attract. If we are opposites we'll cling to each other. What am I?Answer: A magnet. Although I do not get praise for the posterior; I still get praise for Mom's Home cooking from that end, occasionally. Do you know how to tell if your siblings have been eating food from someone else's table? :laugh: The aroma in the dining room changes when girls emit gas. Do you know what the differences between female and male gaseous expulsion is called by a refined well educated girl? She says she does the lady like version and says that guys do the crude version when she emits gas. Girls Emit; Boys Fart. Someone didn't like :ohmy: what Mom was cooking one day. :sick: I gart edjewkated by a burnt bread master. Offton given the girlish title: Toastmaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niphilim222 Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 I WIN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0Theara Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 What A plot twist!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 I WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0Theara Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 7th 7th 7th DING DING DING $ $ $ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted April 5, 2018 Author Share Posted April 5, 2018 i totally win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0Theara Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 The other day I went on a ghost hunting trip, visiting an ancient temple. I was told a rumor by the locals that this place is haunted and the guardian spirits still roam it hall by night, protecting this place from the lowbrow-rabble, ready to strike down those interlopers. Me! of course, do not believe in such nonsense. An apparition had no physical appearance to harm me. At nightfall, I snuck into the temple with a bag full of trash. I purposely littering the temple ground and throwing blunt ill-bred insult, an attempt to fish out the ghosts to reveal me their trick of driven people away. Moment later... I heard a growling and laughing sound from the distance. Knowing that my plan worked, I smirkingly yelled " Is that the best you got? you won't scare me away that easy with only mere weak tickling noise " provocating them further to unveil me their greatest maneuver. After, shadowy figures appeared, surrounding me. I close my eyes and then... I woke up! it just a dream :ohmy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Author! Author! 0Theara WINs! Tell us another story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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