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TheCalliton

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Now there is 3?

My magnetic personality only has 2 positions. Attractive and Repellent.

So look me in the eye and see if opposites attract. If we are opposites we'll cling to each other.

What am I?


Answer:

A magnet.

 

Although I do not get praise for the posterior; I still get praise for Mom's Home cooking from that end, occasionally.

Do you know how to tell if your siblings have been eating food from someone else's table?

 

:laugh: The aroma in the dining room changes when girls emit gas.

 

Do you know what the differences between female and male gaseous expulsion is called by a refined well educated girl?

 

She says she does the lady like version and says that guys do the crude version when she emits gas.

Girls Emit; Boys Fart.

Someone didn't like :ohmy: what Mom was cooking one day. :sick:

 

I gart edjewkated by a burnt bread master. Offton given the girlish title:

Toastmaster

 

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The other day I went on a ghost hunting trip, visiting an ancient temple. I was told a rumor by the locals that this place is haunted and the guardian spirits still roam it hall by night, protecting this place from the lowbrow-rabble, ready to strike down those interlopers. Me! of course, do not believe in such nonsense. An apparition had no physical appearance to harm me.

 

At nightfall, I snuck into the temple with a bag full of trash. I purposely littering the temple ground and throwing blunt ill-bred insult, an attempt to fish out the ghosts to reveal me their trick of driven people away. Moment later... I heard a growling and laughing sound from the distance.

 

Knowing that my plan worked, I smirkingly yelled " Is that the best you got? you won't scare me away that easy with only mere weak tickling noise " provocating them further to unveil me their greatest maneuver. After, shadowy figures appeared, surrounding me. I close my eyes and then...

 

 

I woke up! it just a dream :ohmy:

 

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