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Ack! I have gone deaf! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/ohmy.gif

 

Oh?! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/wacko.gif A Jet plane just buzzed over the house. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/angry.gif This business machine you can't see in front of me doesn't have the speaker system connected. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/sleep.gif Phew! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/sweat.gif

 

That was my wind from earlier, it just took a while to reach you.

 

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Boy! OH! BOY! Have you ever got gas. Higher octane than any car could burn anymore!

And Ooo! What have you been eating?! Boy! Oh! Boy!

 

Do you need a stomach pump or WHAT?

 

Steak Pie...

 

I think the cow was bunged up when it was slaughtered, and I just directly absorbed all that bovine methane.

 

Wow! Which of the answers fits you:

 

1. You've been around a lot of cow's?

2. You have a fascination with all forms of gases driving you to study them in chemistry class.

3. You've done a thorough search on the Internet about how cows are raising the Planet Earths temperature from letting off all their combined methane gas all at once?

Check all those that apply to you.

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I'll go play Slender and see why that game is so mainstream right now :psyduck:

If anyone else is interested: http://slendergame.com/download.php

 

If you're easily scared or have heart problems, don't play it.

 

Rapidshare is slow btw *misses Megaupload*

Or you could just watch this.

 

http://www.newground...tal/view/599505

 

ACK! If I don't get a new Gamers Machine Soon I could end up looking like that Slenderp business suit. I prefer the movie, "ACCEPTED"

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Well you guys have gone back to general randomness by the look of it :D
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Wow! Which of the answers fits you:

 

1. You've been around a lot of cow's?

2. You have a fascination with all forms of gases driving you to study them in chemistry class.

3. You've done a thorough search on the Internet about how cows are raising the Planet Earths temperature from letting off all their combined methane gas all at once?

Check all those that apply to you.

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LOL, I remember chemistry class, with the world's stupidest chemisrty teacher. Genuine, genuine examples of things he told us, while letting us "experiment" with these chemicals:

 

"Now this is 111-Trichloroethane, it's the solvent in Tipp-Ex that some stupid people use to get high, but DON'T SNIFF IT"

 

"Today we'll be working with different types of alcohol, this is Methanol, which is the type of alcohol in meths, this will kill you. This is Ethanol, this is the kind of alcohol that you get in beer and wine BUT DON'T DRINK IT BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY PURE"

 

:teehee:

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You know what's my favourite game? Starcraft, and I don't mean Starcraft II but the original Starcraft. I bought it 10 years ago for 2$ thinking that it will amuse me for a few weeks but even now I play it quite often.
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Wow! Which of the answers fits you:

 

1. You've been around a lot of cow's?

2. You have a fascination with all forms of gases driving you to study them in chemistry class.

3. You've done a thorough search on the Internet about how cows are raising the Planet Earths temperature from letting off all their combined methane gas all at once?

Check all those that apply to you.

http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

 

LOL, I remember chemistry class, with the world's stupidest chemisrty teacher. Genuine, genuine examples of things he told us, while letting us "experiment" with these chemicals:

 

"Now this is 111-Trichloroethane, it's the solvent in Tipp-Ex that some stupid people use to get high, but DON'T SNIFF IT"

 

"Today we'll be working with different types of alcohol, this is Methanol, which is the type of alcohol in meths, this will kill you. This is Ethanol, this is the kind of alcohol that you get in beer and wine BUT DON'T DRINK IT BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY PURE"

 

:teehee:

 

http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/yes.gif I wonder which one he was sniffing? http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

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Wow! Which of the answers fits you:

 

1. You've been around a lot of cow's?

2. You have a fascination with all forms of gases driving you to study them in chemistry class.

3. You've done a thorough search on the Internet about how cows are raising the Planet Earths temperature from letting off all their combined methane gas all at once?

Check all those that apply to you.

http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

 

LOL, I remember chemistry class, with the world's stupidest chemisrty teacher. Genuine, genuine examples of things he told us, while letting us "experiment" with these chemicals:

 

"Now this is 111-Trichloroethane, it's the solvent in Tipp-Ex that some stupid people use to get high, but DON'T SNIFF IT"

 

"Today we'll be working with different types of alcohol, this is Methanol, which is the type of alcohol in meths, this will kill you. This is Ethanol, this is the kind of alcohol that you get in beer and wine BUT DON'T DRINK IT BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY PURE"

 

:teehee:

 

http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/yes.gif I wonder which one he was sniffing? http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

 

That's the weird thing he was straight as a dye. I swear to god, one day we were close to getting him to show us how to synthesise MDMA, and he genuinely seemed to believe we were fascinated by the science.

 

Our other chemistry teacher, younger guy was clearly stoned out of his tiny mind 99% of the time, but he had the sense out of the two of them.

 

DISCLAIMER: Drugs are bad m'kay. Drink milk, eat vitamins, go to school.

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