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TheCalliton

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My cats never want to "snuggle" or sit quietly on your lap while you are watching TV, but at four or five in the morning they bang on my door like it's a raid and when I let them in, they proceed to lay on my chest, neck or groin then try and steal my breath like some sort of ancient Chinese or Slavic demon.

 

Cats are evil:

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That is why I'm up at this ungodly bloody hour. My three kitties trying to knock my bedroom door, woke me up and then, with puppy dog in tow proceeded to try and look innocent as if they had nothing to do with the blasted noise outside my door :/

 

Why don't they pick on someone else. There are 4 bloody doors to choose from for gods sake :)

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