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I have no freakin' idea what she put in that food last night but it's a pain in the arse. I shat out a monster the size of my arm, it was so big it needed to be manually reduced to pass through the pipes. :sick:

 

Now my arse hurts so much I can't even sit. :pinch:

 

*sigh* I think I'll keep my mouth shut next time instead of messing with her.

Whatever you do don't ask what she did, maybe it's best not to know.

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It only bloody happened again - I was having a conversation with my gf last night and somehow I raised the point that noone wears watches anymore, now i'm watching a live comedy gig with steve merchant and he raised the exact same point to the point he was almost quoting me! :blink:

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@ Ironman

Either you are a precognition guy (with a bit of training) and should get your own TV show, :woot:

or it was repetition of the gig you saw the day before... :pinch:

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