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Huh, I wonder why is it illegal to commit a suicide :unsure:

 

Is that really true? Is there a law? Or is it just a rule of thumb someones parent made up as house rule when it was our turn to do a tough chore?

 

Speaking for the UK, I believe it is TECHNICALLY still illegal, but only in the sense that they never repealed the law. It's on the law books, but considered to be "no longer extant" I think the phrase is.

 

Like it's technically still legal to shoot a Welshman inside Chester's city walls after dark, but only with a bow and arrow.

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Oh wow! What a thought I just had. If that bumper sticker were true!!! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/ohdear.png And, and we are a soul... http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/confused.gif And, and we just have a body. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/wallbash.gif

 

If we killed our body than it would... http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/mellow.gifbe like illegal... because we did and if it is illegal we, meaning we are a soul, http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/rolleyes.gif we might have to stand in a special line waiting... like forever... waiting to get a new body.

 

 

 

I WIN!

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I know 3 who've attempted. Only one succeeded. Bridge-jumper.

Ugh, although I'm suicidal I must say that I would never try anything like that. Looking like a squashed bug or drowning are gruesome ways to go.

 

Turns out it's actually quite hard to bleed to death too, unless you really really are motivated, and understand anatomy.

I know, I tried, I only destroyed my carpet and scared the crap out of my neighbours. And after that my parents actually told me that if I want to do it, I should do it right because my failiures are embarassing them. Really good parents, eh?

 

As for legality, some countries say it's legal, some that it's illegal. You can take a look on Wikipedia. It's not exactly illegal here in Croatia but if you do it you can get accused for an attempt to take someone's life, even if that life is yours. But luckily, you end up in a mental hospital with a fine because an attempt of suicide is considered a mental disorder.

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Huh, I wonder why is it illegal to commit a suicide :unsure:

 

"I don't have soul, I am a soul; I have a body!"

 

Or worse! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/psyduck.gif What if we are all souls and we are playing a video game and every time we die in a battle we just are restored to the last place we were alive? But if we say, Killed our character, after we did, then, for some unknown reason when we got to play the game again and we died, you know, in the video game to a tougher opponent? What if every time after we did because we did the illegal thing, we not only lost our new character, but we had to start a completely new game and build a completely new character over every time when we got killed by a tougher opponent, sincewe did the illegal thing? http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/ohdear.png

 

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I WIN!

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@tetradite My body is damaged, been that way since I got the darn thing. My liver is mailfunctioning, the brain is broken, eardrums are busted, left eye damaged, too much hair all over it and half of the bones are made poorly, they broke after a few years of usage. Too bad the warranty expired :(
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