The last poster wins

[Werne]

Today I went to the store, picked up a box of condoms and asked the saleswoman where the changing room is to try them out.

 

The expression on her face was priceless http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

[Iv000]

xD lol

 

I sometimes wish I could punch someone after they tell a really offensive gay thing. But sadly that'd be too obvious .-. I'll do that right before I move :happy:

[Werne]

I sometimes wish I could punch someone after they tell a really offensive gay thing.

Smack him two minutes later and claim that your hand twitched http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

Edited December 27, 2012 by Werne

[Iv000]

Smack him two minutes later and claim that your hand twitched http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

lol will do, or at least something similar :P

 

But the majority of people who tell things like that are girls. I can't punch girls. .-.

 

 

in other happier news, I have a cheesburger and some epic beans salad with chutney, which is apparently the english version of ajvar. Oh lol english people, you and your strange words.

Edited December 27, 2012 by Iv000

[AnotherAverageName]

:armscrossed:

[Iv000]

:armscrossed: teh food was tasty

[Werne]

I can't punch girls.

Works the same way it works for men - extend arm fast, direct high-speed fist into receiver's face.

 

I fail to see the problem http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/mellow.gif

 

Oh lol english people, you and your strange words.

What's strange about English is a disturbingly low amount of swearwords being used in a conversation.

 

For example, the sentence "I stepped in dog crap."

 

In Croatian it's "A u pičku materinu, stao sam u jebeno govno od nekog glupog pseta, jebo ga vlasnik da ga jebo."

See the difference? http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

Edited December 27, 2012 by Werne

[Iv000]

I can't punch girls.

Works the same way it works for men - extend arm fast, direct high-speed fist into receiver's face.

 

I fail to see the problem http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/mellow.gif

Step 3: get called a woman beater for the rest of your life

 

I don't know if it's true or not, but apparently women are too weak to defend themselves and therefore must not be hit by a man. If you do that then s*** happens all over the place and people will look at you like you skinned a man alive.

It's a bit ironical to me, women want their rights to be equal, but when it comes to physical violence that's different. I am against any type of violence, and I am pro equality for everybody and tolerance in the world. But some rules just don't make sense from a logical standpoint.

 

What's strange about English is a disturbingly low amount of swearwords being used in a conversation.

 

For example, the sentence "I stepped in dog crap."

 

In Croatian it's "A u pičku materinu, stao sam u jebeno govno od nekog glupog pseta, jebo ga vlasnik da ga jebo."

See the difference? http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

xD Sounds like me.

I really hate swearing but our language makes it just so damn easy and fun :laugh:

[Werne]

Step 3: get called a woman beater for the rest of your life

I can live with that http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/mellow.gif

 

I don't know if it's true or not, but apparently women are too weak to defend themselves and therefore must not be hit by a man.

False, my girlfriend once beat the crap out of me.

 

Me, a 112kg of muscles with military training and combat experience.

 

I was sore for two weeks http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/sad.gif

 

I am against any type of violence

I am the very definition of violence and I am offended. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif

 

I really hate swearing but our language makes it just so damn easy and fun :laugh:

You've obviously never been to Serbia.

 

We are pathetic amateurs compared to them.

 

Thank god I have family there so I can learn from them, jebo li im kevu u guzicu s drškom od motike http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/laugh.gif

Edited December 27, 2012 by Werne

[AnotherAverageName]

:rolleyes: