Iv000 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120321204456/masseffect/images/thumb/9/99/ME3_Steven_Cortez.png/215px-ME3_Steven_Cortez.png Dark skinned, there I said it correctly now. I only saw one black person IRL so I'm sorry if I'm living in a small stupid country which looks at those kind of people like they are demons from the underworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk45 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 That's sad. The :geek: means I'm being pedantic. It was a joke. No harm done. I couldn't find this to drive the joke: but now I have and it still isn't funny. ASS ERECT!I coined it. Don't steal it..... oh damn the Portuguese beat me to it. Stupid Portuguese, with their exploration and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv000 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I know it was a joke. I like expanding jokes so the joke becomes a joke in a joke.Yeah no harm done no worries. Lol Ass Erect, copyright and trademark that and create a game. I don't want to know how it will look like in the end, I'm just giving genius ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk45 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Anyway, my mind is in shambles without sleep and it's all: LESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANSLESBIANS. Normally it's only like: LESBIANS, LESBIANS, LESBIANS, LESBIANS. So that's why I didn't drop the conversation when I should have. I will activate my self defenestration protocol. It's a one story house, so it won't do much but Gary Busey says it's good for the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv000 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I totally understand though my brain is more like: s̝̖͙̼͔̭̤̗ͮ̊͛͛͒̾c̴̢͍̠̟̖̺̋ͭͮͅh̸͍̺ͯͫ̆͂͌̄̆́o̮͎͇̲͕ͥ̊̕͜o̬̖̠̙̝͓̯̎ͭl̷̩̙̲̐̂͛̀ ̸̫̭̅̊͌̎̾͑̕ͅf̷̡̠̖̪͙͓̮̣͐͛͢ū̶̷̜̥̺̺͕ͯ̄ͯ́ͅt͔̖̖̘͇͓̜ͪͦ͒ͥ̓̾ͩ͂͠u̢̺̬̲͙̤͚̹͌ͫ͗̂̏̔ͭͅr̡̘̺͇͚̤̼̐̒̓ͤ̚e̵̗͉ͪ͒ͨ̈͘ ̴̭͔̭ͪͭ͋͛̊͟ͅm͉͙͖̠̘̙̘̤̙͆̑ò̷̖̞͑n͇̲̯̖̺̩̾̄͒͐ͦ͆̇͋͡ȇ͈̜̯͈̞͋ͅy̢̱̼̘͙̼͊̒̀ ̭̜͚͇̠̼̩ͤ̂̌̎ͨͪ́ͅg̨̩̰̘̤̻̙̜͊̎̊ͨ̈̄̾r͋̈́͏̰̮͈͟ḁ̳̪̝̮̣̯̠̜ͮͣ̇ͩ̕d̥̝͈͇̦̝̂̉͐̊̉ȩ͈̗̭̇̀̌͋̎ͫs̢̟̘͕̘̭̮̻̲̺̍̾̊̅ͮ̂̕ ̸̙̬͎͕̹̎̇ͯr̵̠͉͖̭͐͗̄̇̿e̘̤͓̮̬̹̭͒̌̊̀͟ͅl̨̤̬̱͚̀ͮͪ̑͆ͥa̰͎̜̦̪͔ͯͦ̾t̶̶͎̫̺̽̎ͮͮ̎ͣͩi̡̛͈̙ͩͪ̌́̈̈͌ͦ̍͜o͙͍̪͍͐ͤ͂̅̂ͪ͂ͤ͢͝n̤͙̒ͪ͗ͥͫ̈́s̤̹̫͇̫̟̭̗̥̊̑ͤ͂h̴̡͖͙̠͂̎̽ͭͣ͊̅̃ͭͅḯ̠̣̱ͧͩ̓̏ͬ́͘͞͡ͅp̷̨͎̮̰̠̖̼̜̯͙̞̱̣ͨ͛̀̃͌͆ͭ́̈́̿̚͡ğ̛̦͍̽ͥ͟͞a̷̵̯͚̲̝̮̥̲͚ͧ̈͌ͨ̂͒ͫy͈͎̗̝̗̭̝̭͗s̈́́͒͏̦̮͙̬͍͇t̸͍̼̻̬̊̆ͭ̽u̴̢͔̹͖̩̰̦̠̝ͯ͡f̶̧̡͈̱̬̺ͦ̓ͣͨͭͦ̅̋ͅf͙̤ͭͦ̉̈́ͭͥ͝ ͓̦̓̅͛ͦ̇̀͟͠ͅc̞͍͓̪͍͑̓ͦͨo̗̬̤̤͎̺͕̤ͤ̑͛ͦ̆̒̅͟u̡̮̺͙̞̘̩̺̅̂̋ͦ͗͞n̵̹̰͇̩͔̤͛ͭ̊͗͐t̰̹̥͇̭͖̟̑̄̈́͆̓̀͌͋͟r̷͔̭͓͓̟̟̦̯̍ͣͯ͢͢y̼̜͈͊̓ͬ͐ͬͪ̉͘͝ ͇̞̼͈̖̠͓̖̈̽ͨͫͩ̿̉̚i̹͖̳̝̻̒͂ͥ̓̉̋ͥ͘͞n̨̯̖̭̠̯͖͓͌͗̓̀ͅṱ̲͕̬̗͎̍̀͐͟ọ̵̘̰͔̭͙͉̈́̍̈́̄̓̍̐l̲̟͉͔͎̪͚͔ͧ̇̐̈̂ͦ̅e̫͕͙͌ͧͩ͂r̷͔̥̬̻͎ͣ͑̎͛ͯ̈̐̀̚̚a͎̻͎̞̳̭ͩͧ̉ͧ͗̐̎͐̕n̶̡̹͓̲͖̄̿͆ͪ͌̆̍ͥc͔̼̪̫͌́̅͛͡͠e̯̹͚̰̣͊̉̎͐ͫ́͝ͅ ̩̼̂͗ͣ̓̎̐̋̾͟h̡̲̖̱̣̀̀̕äͩ͏̫̹̝̞̤̕t̩̺̻̣̟͇̏e̡͓̥̖̞̳̦̾̂ͣ̄̂̎̂ͦ ̥̠̦͓̹͎̜ͪ̿̆͆ͫ͘͘c̲̗͂̓ͥ͑ͫ̉̌ͬ͢͟o̶͔ͮ̋̿̈́ͬ̉̇́̚l̩̲̯̔̓̽̄͢͞l͖͉ͫ̊̿̆ͬ̀͊̀͘é͌͛̋ͪ͏͖̭͡g̮̦̜͆ͭ̔̈́͟e͎̪̓ ̉̇ͯ͏̶̨̗̭m̶̪̯̲̘̼͕̍̓͐̆̄̚o̺͇̘̼̗̯̟͑̔̆ͫ̕͠v̄̀ͮ̓͆͛͐҉̢̺̥̙̘͔i̱̳͙̟ͦ͛̌ͬ̾͜͡͞ͅň̔̾͒͒̊ͦ͏̹̹̪̺̺͉͙͟ğ̸͔͇ͨ͂̃͑̂ͯ̓͛ ̨̗̭̥̫͗ͮ̋̓̈ͩ̓̚m̷̼͚̺̪̖̮͇̀ͤͥo̖͍̪͓͉̤ͪ͆͆̄̇͌̎͑ṋ͉̬͖̼̉͒e̞̫ͭ̒͢͞ẙ̡̛̛̠̯͍̱̱͚̬̀͂̓̾̏ͬ͋ͅf̷̢̧̬͍͉̦̰̼̐̋̅ͪ̿͗ä̬̣́̓̂̒͌ͮ͝m̢͈͉̼͕̟̰̽̿̄̎̎͛̀i̴̦̞̻̐̽̈́͜ͅͅl̳̻̽͋̓̃̿͢͞ͅȳ̷̶͕͕͖̯̫̖̻̘̔̿̓́̍͡ ̡͓̲͉̯͆͗ͯ̽̌̄̊͊ͪ͟ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I only saw one black person IRL so I'm sorry if I'm living in a small stupid country which looks at those kind of people like they are demons from the underworld.Black people? WHERE?!?! Lemme just get my pitchfork and I'll round up the mob. http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2009/12/torch-2-this-500.jpg Nah, I'm just kidding http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/tongue.gif I dated a black girl a few years ago, my parents wanted to skin me alive because of that, f***ing primitives http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/dry.gif I miss her http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/sad.gif And yeah, people around here are very much like that mob when they see a black person, I honestly can't understand why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk45 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Let's imitate reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv000 Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 And yeah, people around here are very much like that mob when they see a black person, I honestly can't understand why.[/color][/font]They are small minded, living in their small tiny conservative mind and not letting anything in that isn't part of their already daily lives.I don't understand what the fuss is all about. Being gay/black/trans/Sarah Jessica Parker is just being different and it doesn't affect them in ANY way shape or form. Yet they still s*** on about it. Did you read some of the comments on our news websites (Index, 24h) when it comes to tolerance? My god I sometimes wonder if we should nuke this place and get it over with. They have such tiny tiny tiny minds they cannot even comprehend their own existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 I dreamed I invented another device which makes it easier for children to believe we aren't living in a lazy good for nothing society and that everything is important about living the way we are, on a couch with our head phones on so what we are doing doesn't disturb the next person on the couch over while we lay there in front of a television that keeps feeding us the concept that there are better ways to live. I WIN!Subliminal messaging? I think they illegalised that...would be good idea to get the kids to pull their finger out. Subliminal messaging? http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/excl.gif Is that even possible when all the electronic equipment is turned off? I went to sleep. I imagine that my dream sleep views must have been something out of the past. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/psyduck.gif I can't imagine having already lived my life in the future and somehow moving back in time just to see a live staged play, a movie at theater, or a show I missed on television??? Or too to play a video game the rest of the way through from where I left off before reality interrupted me so I had to go earn some more free time. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/ohmy.gif Oh! Wait?! I just imagined it! Didn't I?! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/woot.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 (edited) I sometimes wonder if we should nuke this place and get it over with.Importing a nuclear warhead is expensive, 4 000 000$ for the nuke, 8 000 000$ of taxes, and don't forget you need to pay for transport and 2 days of staying in customs. We'd need about 10 of them so it would cost around 150 000 000$ http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/psyduck.gif And the paperwork is a freakin' nightmare http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/facepalm.gif Besides, nukes would blast radiation all over the planet and that's not good for the environment http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/no.gif Edited January 5, 2013 by Werne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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