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I'm going faster into the day, seeing its beams calling me to get out of the house and go about. The day seems to shout, "Spring weather is about". I smile with that knowing grin all seeds planted in Montana may never see the day when they produce if spring weather doesn't stay until summer now. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/ohdear.png My advice to all who would rather be wise and see a harvest, "Don't plant too soon!"
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Werne confirmed it. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/rolleyes.gif The weather is causing a false alarm. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/nuke.gif I'm going to the safe zone. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/excl.gif

 

The ground it not ready yet! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/mad.gif

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I'm beginning to see why people who are veryyoung like being a Vampire in Skyrim. If I stay indoor's during theday, I can stay up all day and night.

I can just hear the father vampire talking tohis children.

Father Vampire and Mother Vampire in unison,"Time for beddy bye!"

New young vampire bitten recently, "Aw! DoI have to!"

Mother Vampire,"You need to rest after your meal so you grow up big and strong."

Newyoung vampire recently bitten, "What?! Growingup?! I'm a vampire! We are ageles!"

 

I WIN!

 

If you call me a sucker; just remember, youaren't rude or offensive in my opinion. IMO you may be my nextmeal. Muah ah ha ha haaa!

 

I'm still not sure how to respond to this.

What about werewolves? Do they technically stayup all night and day too? Or maybe they would just be nocturnal... Would we take intoconsideration the fact that werewolves can transform whenever they want orwould we use the lore where they only transformed at night? (Morrowind didthis)

 

...I think I'm a party pooper. ;_;

 

 

Now, now! You're doing okay!

 

No problem here because there are several kinds of werewolves. The ones who roam the wild every time the 3 days of the full moon occur, the ones who are humble vampire servant's can change at will during the day gaurding the vampires castle, and then there are the really geeky werewolve's like Aenya. ;- ) If you don't know who Aenya is you ain't met a nicer geeky werewolf in your life.

 

 

...I think I'm a party pooper. ;_;

Don't worry, you're not alone ;_;

 

Which is ironic considering I listen to the kind of music that people use at parties. But I hate parties ;_;

Paradoxical again! I'm srsly a living paradox.

 

Nah! You know that it takes two to party so the reason for party music is only one couple sided. When you go to a group toga party so many people request their favorite song it get's really annoying when the band cuts out in the middle of your love music shortening your fun time and start playing for the next lounge bed over.

 

ha ha haa

Such a devil. As a vampire I see everything happening, even people sharing tails where they no longer have one. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/whistling.gif

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The ground it not ready yet!

This too can be applied when having sex.

 

To explain, you can't start planting if the ground isn't ready, need to wait for it to get wet first, gently stick a finger in to make sure. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

 

And sorry guys, I haven't had sex in 8 hours so all I can see right now are breasts and vaginas. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/yes.gif

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The ground it not ready yet!

This too can be applied when having sex.

 

To explain, you can't start planting if the ground isn't ready, need to wait for it to get wet first, gently stick a finger in to make sure. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

 

And sorry guys, I haven't had sex in 8 hours so all I can see right now are breasts and vaginas. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/yes.gif

 

Are they attached to women walking around the room with no cloths on?

Or do you have a video running with them on it?

Or can you actually see a vision projected from your head out of your eyes so you see them floating around the room like tweety birds after someone hit you with a knock out punch?

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:mellow:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/17506135.jpg

 

http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/devil.gif

 

can you actually see a vision projected from your head out of your eyes so you see them floating around the room like tweety birds after someone hit you with a knock out punch?

Pretty much that.

And everything I look at turns into a vagina, even my TV remote. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/mellow.gif

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