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Your partner's lingerie bill must be horrendous :D

Actually, no. Normal bras (with panties) around here cost only 1-2$.

 

And I use scissors and knives to tear her lingerie because she asks me to, it arouses her. You see, one time she laughed at me for not being able to take her bra off so I tore it to shreds with my Swiss army knife. Since then, every time she sees scissors or a knife she instantly gets turned on.

 

Gotta say, she has the strangest fetishes. Then again, my foot fetish counts as strange too. :biggrin:

 

it is said that if men were to give birth then couples would only have one child as men can't take pain.

phoenix-wright-objection.jpg

 

I've been shot, I've been stabbed, I've been cut, I've been bruised, I broke countless bones in my body, I've been impaled like a shishkebab a few times, and yet I endured.

 

I am a man and I can take any level of pain, you confuse not being able to take it with not wanting to take it. :armscrossed:

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Imagine if women made as many babies as dogs.

THAT would hurt.

 

And lol you got NO idea what strange fetishes are if you think foot fetishes are strange :P

Fat fetishes or diaper fetishes or uguaghjaegbael blerh, I just like man parts I'm normal :teehee: "normal"

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diaper fetishes

http://www.s2ki.com/s2000/uploads/gallery/album_36191/gallery_84149_36191_4048.png

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Here, just for you:

 

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/16550/dustinland.philias.jpg

 

I consider myself mentally healthy after I realize I don't have anything like that xD

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http://www.funnypuppysite.com/pictures/i_maed_dis.jpg

 

Imagine if women made as many babies as dogs.

THAT would hurt.

 

And lol you got NO idea what strange fetishes are if you think foot fetishes are strange :P

Fat fetishes or diaper fetishes or uguaghjaegbael blerh, I just like man parts I'm normal :teehee: "normal"

 

I had twins which was easier than having a single birth. I also did it with no pain relief for either of my first two deliveries as my labour was that quick they didn't have time :D

 

My last three were all caesareans and emergency ones. I was awake for all of them with local anaesthetic being administered. I do stupid things with generals like have heart attacks and die :D

 

Does that count as a fetish

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I had twins which was easier than having a single birth. I also did it with no pain relief for either of my first two deliveries as my labour was that quick they didn't have time :D

 

My last three were all caesareans and emergency ones. I was awake for all of them with local anaesthetic being administered. I do stupid things with generals like have heart attacks and die :D

 

Does that count as a fetish

xD I'd say everything lately counts as a fetish

 

 

And my dad has a theory that people are becoming more and more gay and everything else than straight, because of genetic mutation by medical products and food/drink chemicals used in everything we eat lately. Then other people have this theory that it's because you don't get enough hormones as a fetus, then the other guy says there is no explanation and it's just nature doing it's thing.

 

Are there any truly proven scientific studies for that or can I still break my head over why I am who I am? I know I think too much don't bug me! I like thinking

I bet being stupid is nice! Not wanting to know stuff and not caring

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Here, just for you:

 

 

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/16550/dustinland.philias.jpg

 

 

 

I consider myself mentally healthy after I realize I don't have anything like that xD

Okay, from that pic I've got Somnophilia, Trichophilia and Hybristophilia, aside from that I have a foot fetish, tattoo fetish, pain fetish, scar fetish, I also get aroused by fire, blood and the sight of female muscles.

 

What can I say, I'm a sick, perverted person and I'm proud of it. :happy:

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