The last poster wins

[ddmlink]

It seems that I have come to this thread at an interesting moment. O.o

 

Of course I would be the one to discover this, but I have found that everyday house cleaning products work just as well as any other poison. :tongue:

Something that you would use to clean a bathroom or kitchen, etc.

[naomis8329]

:facepalm:

 

Are you a practicing axe murderer also??

[Iv000]

Please kill me ;_;

[naomis8329]

that's a little excessive although ddmlink may accommodate if you grovel nicely :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ddmlink]

Well, we DID find a fireaxe in the house (previous owner was the Chief of the fire department before he died).

 

And I used it to chop down a small tree. Does that count? :laugh:

 

I can't find the axe though. It might be in the garage. I'll have to take some house cleaning stuff if I check though. xD

 

Lots of brown recluses and black widows here, although it's still cold, so I should be safe.

 

 

But just in case... ^_~

[naomis8329]

Does that mean we need emergency services on standby for you too

[K00L]

._.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spiders......................................

That one that was on that paper is still missing.

[ddmlink]

Does that mean we need emergency services on standby for you too

 

Probably not. I've had enough practice with bottles of 409 bathroom and kitchen cleaner. :teehee:

 

And as for Iv000, I think the spider will kill you if you ask it nicely enough. Maybe you don't even have to be nice about! Provoke it instead.

[Iv000]

That one that was on that paper is still missing.

SCARY ISNT IT!??!

 

Yes Ddmlink that's the first thing I want the spider to do.

Edited February 7, 2013 by Iv000

[naomis8329]

omg not you too