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Good morning. Although I love the look of the new consoles and their various capabilities, I can't use them due to the controls and the lack of control for someone like me. The joystick thingy means I run round in circles or into walls and as such I end up dizzy and sick :(

 

Once they change the way I can play with a console who knows, I may buy one for myself one day.

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Yeah but I don't know anyone with a mouth big enough to eat an M&M that huge ;D ;D ;D :huh: :huh: :huh:

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plus loss of teeth would equal sucking it to death

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Sledgehammer/M&M/Mouth

 

M&M being licked, sledgehammer hits M&M, M&M smashes into mouth, mouth contains teeth, teeth connecting with hard outer shell of M&M break, hence loss of teeth due to sledgehammer, no teeth, having to suck M&M to death ;D ;D ;D

 

Explanation explained satisfactorily :yes:

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Ah, righto. Yeah, I suppose removing the mouth from the sledgehammer's vicinity would be intelligent... but eh.

 

But I would be the one wielding the sledgehammer so it's not my teeth that get wrecked, muahahahaha!

 

Though, since the M&M's shell is red, it would be hard to distinguish what's shell and what's blood. :ohdear:

 

 

EDIT: aaaaany way, seeing as how I'm talking rubbish... I win.

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