The last poster wins

[Deleted54170User]

 

My apologies for being the one to have enlightened you.

I like breast milk myself, but none of the stores carries any human breast milk where I live.

Just cow milk. Moo! Now, in my thinking, if I had known what I was drinking wasn't my Mom's breast milk, before I got addicted to cows milk I would have found 'that disturbing'. Some calf had to share his MOO ilk. ! People think I am ill when I speak after all these years of drinking cow milk.

Ah, you were talking breast milk. Thank the lord, I thought wet bats***. Breast milk is good, tastes sweet, tried it while my wife was breastfeeding.

 

And FYI, "cleavage juice" is how some groups on deep web call it when a man pees on a woman's breasts then licks it up, I thought you went crazy like that. You can find some truly disturbing stuff on deep web that scar you for life, don't go there, man.

 

 

It was a twist on words?! :laugh: Oh?! :blush: I thought that I had made up a new way of referring to womens breast milk in an all new and amazing way, What you described is... Yeech. I scarcely find many of that sort of scarce perversions. :devil: Not funny!

 

I don't search for that kind of sex fun. I pretend to be scared by fun, gory, types of ghosts, goblins, werewolves, and the like; more than sex fetish demonstrators.

 

Its sad, the kinds of fetishes sex mad people get into.

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[billyro]

I'm going to destroy my Xbox controller when I get a new one. I'll take some before and after photos of it for you all. :tongue:

The problem with it is that the right stick, in its neutral position, isn't in the centre (it's down a little bit) so that means whenever I'm idle in a game, the camera moves by itself. It's very frustrating having to hold the stick up a tiny bit just to make the camera stay still.

Thus it has to die. :yes:

 

 

Do you know what is a horrible combination? Saltwater and sunburn: neither leave the skin quickly.

Edited October 11, 2014 by billyro

[Deleted54170User]

3 sneers for forgetting to put on more skin care lotion on, so you were prepped for an ocean swim and a solar barbeque. Always re-apply lotion, some between each dip and before resting on your beach towel, you, you child.

 

Remember, wise readers, before going into the ocean for a dip or swim, and after each dip, rinse off, and add more lotion. Do so before getting salted again and again, with the salty ocean brew. If you don't you'll learn the secret of how to turn yourself into a prune real young. You'll look like an old witch in no time at all, Early on in Your Life.

 

Us wise guys out on the beach look for sympathetic girls that have lotion to spare. They and we stay smoothed skinned and live longer than all the rest who travel only in our Daydreams with a beach towel for a pillow, a wish for a superb surfboard, and have a playboy book under that pillow.

 

While the rest of the October crowd know the best waves from the Oceans occur now, and are surfing the waves, while those who only DAY DREAM surf on the Internet.

 

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[billyro]

EDIT: I was growly, ignore me.

Edited October 12, 2014 by billyro

[K00L]

I'm going to destroy my Xbox controller when I get a new one. I'll take some before and after photos of it for you all. :tongue:

 

The problem with it is that the right stick, in its neutral position, isn't in the centre (it's down a little bit) so that means whenever I'm idle in a game, the camera moves by itself. It's very frustrating having to hold the stick up a tiny bit just to make the camera stay still.

 

Thus it has to die. :yes:

 

 

Do you know what is a horrible combination? Saltwater and sunburn: neither leave the skin quickly.

I bought one of the cheap Xbox controllers and practically everything on it has been breaking. First the bumpers. They get stuck and are generally kind of loose feeling like they might just fall out someday. Then the rubber covers on the sticks came off. Then I accidentally knocked it off a couch once and the top of the sticks shattered, this was when I was playing Dragon's Dogma and it became a painful and bloody game (escaping from grabs, I always used the palm of my hands since I couldn't move my fingers fast enough). More recently playing GTAV and Red Dead Redemption a lot broke the A button. It sticks now.

 

I think my controller should die too.

 

Luckily I still have my beautiful and amazing Dualshock 3 controller AND I finally got it working on my computer (which was a horrible process).

 

And ouch, although I wouldn't mind warm sun right now. It's already getting cold here. :sad:

[billyro]

Yeah, it's quite cold here too, but it's dry also. The humidity in Western Australia is waaaaay lower than Queensland, so the sun is harsher, even though the temperature is cooler. So yes, sunburn sneaks up on ya. :P

 

Yep, Red Dead = broken A button. I know that running requires effort in real life, but making the player have to tap the A button repeatedly to run is kind of annoying. Oh well, as long as your precious controller survives. :yes:

 

 

 

Also, my pretty Dunmer lady...

 

 

http://puu.sh/c9tEO/f714ae1300.jpg

 

 

I admit that I have an attraction to Dark Elves. Must be because of playing Morrowind ever since I was 10 years old...

[Deleted54170User]

I bought a couple of those pieces to make a corner shelf in my computer room, I should be able to set up my XBOX 360 just before the first hibernation call. I could actually have all my video games along that wall too. Woo Hoo!

 

Just thinking about MORROWIND again. It will likely never be a game I put out of my memory with ease.

 

I starting playing Morrowind when I got the demo in 1999 with an ATI video card. It's still out in the garage and I still have the demo disk with Morrowind handy to offer some youngster (or a person who is young at heart) as a bonus for shopping at my garage sale.

 

My only regrets are that XBOX 360 could not be tweaked to play all the great mods that are at Nexusmod.com and some others that the spectacular artists made that linked here too.

 

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[K00L]

Yeah, it's quite cold here too, but it's dry also. The humidity in Western Australia is waaaaay lower than Queensland, so the sun is harsher, even though the temperature is cooler. So yes, sunburn sneaks up on ya. :tongue:

 

Yep, Red Dead = broken A button. I know that running requires effort in real life, but making the player have to tap the A button repeatedly to run is kind of annoying. Oh well, as long as your precious controller survives. :yes:

 

 

 

Also, my pretty Dunmer lady...

 

I admit that I have an attraction to Dark Elves. Must be because of playing Morrowind ever since I was 10 years old...

The humidity here is bad. Especially during the summer. Does not make the heat enjoyable. :C

 

I agree, I really wish Rockstar would change that.

I actually feel more comfortable using Playstation controllers which I guess is weird since most people seem to like Xbox's better. Plus, Dualshock's come in those cool digital camo colors.

 

Aaaand I feel like I suck really bad at making Skyrim characters (Guhhhhh, especially male characters. And noses.). I don't think I've taken any screenshots recently and looking at my old ones makes me really miss my old computer. :tongue:

 

 

Edit: So I had an issue with the CD key for my copy of The Witcher 2 already being taken on GOG and I sent a support ticket... A few months ago. They responded with two links. The first was supposed to be a working key for The Witcher 2, and surprise! It didn't work. Already in use. I don't even understand how that happened but whatever. The second was a key for the beta of The Witcher Adventure Game, which is a multiplayer only beta and I'm horrified at trying (and probably failing) to play with random people.

Edited October 13, 2014 by K00L

[Deleted54170User]

I imagine this game easier then Solitaire. They both are played while we're alone, and lonesome. The purpose of it is unknown. Only TheCalliton knows, why he started it, for sure. Maybe he's a super Geek?

 

Whatever the reason, all I have got to says is, "goodmorning and goodnight."

 

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[K00L]

:ermm: It's empty here.