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TheCalliton

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12 hours? If I had known I had an invitation I could have been there yesterday. Two gals were in line ahead of me at the hospital cafeteria. We talked while we waited for our turn. They told me it was 63 degrees F. in Las Vegas the day before when they left.

 

Two birds were flying south for the Winter. They were passed by a jet plane.

 

One bird said, "Wow! That bird sure can fly fast."

 

The other bird said, "You would fly that fast too if your tail feathers were on fire."

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