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Hmm... how strange... why would niphilim222 frequently use this '' :ninja: '' in his post? Is it a coincidence? or a secret code leave behind for curious mind to decipher? So, what beneath that mask? you might ask. The answer lies within the emoticons itself.

 

Now, we all understood that '' Mask " was used to conceal one facial feature as I like to put it as '' Disguise ". Normally a person would use it to '' camouflage '' their true identity from others and when it removed, the person true face would bare exposed for others to see.

 

But wait... I've already discovered. I saw him for who he really is. He is...

 

niphilim222 :mellow: a strang quarky businese man

 

( :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: )

 

 

 

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Rock and Roll hoochie coo... Those words mean nothing that has anything to do with rocks. Not even round ones. :laugh:

 

The HBO show 'The Game of Thrones' ruined my meek little mind, because it made it absolutely clear that the woman I was dating didn't really mean anything she said.

 

I feel really hurt. My manhood has been a lie, a joke. I am going to go beat myself up and never come out of the bathroom again, until I am exhausted from getting that buzz as many times as I can. All by the hand.

 

Gee! I hope I don't go blind! :geek:

 

I'm keeping my money for food.

 

All my fake sex isn't going to cost me anything.

 

Lotion!

 

Oh! Yeah I forgot.

 

I'll have to buy lotion.

 

All my fake sex isn't going to cost more then five dollars a month.

 

Oh! Wait! Three times a day, seven days a week... I'll need a hand warmer. Hm?

 

It's all about the buzz! I'll be Rich in cash. Poor in family. I might be able to afford a Space Ship Ride when Virgin Galactic is ready to start selling tickets. Ooo! I just remembered.

 

I bought one of their tickets back when they were selling the idea. Now Virgin Galactic is really close to being able to provide the promised rides.

 

That just means they sold more tickets than they imagined they ever would.

 

I'VE GOT TO FIND MY OLD SHOE BOX WITH THE TICKET IN IT.

 

Ooo! What a RUSH that will be. I think I will just forget about the sexual RUSH and...

 

I'm going to start saving more pennies just in case I like the Rush of rocketing up into the sky and floating in zero gravity for a minute or two after the first time. I wonder if the rush will be like the first time I had sex?

 

Wow! I wonder if they will call to let me know what day my ride turn to will be on the Carnival style Space Ship?

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I've already read and heard that line from every different language so... Tell me something completely new and completely original that's never been seen or heard before, and prove it.

 

Or goo goo ga ga, ga ga gaa. goo goo goo. (Translated from baby talk by our baby girl who heard the baby girl next door screaming, crying, and yelling at her mother.) Translated it means, "FEED ME!"

 

I WIN!

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What this? a simple link to a song with the name of it needs to be proven new and original? groooovy!!!!

 

I sense a roast is coming, my hands starting to smell like fried fish already :wub:

 

ME WIN!

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