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TheCalliton

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My car called out to me, "get me a new battery, repair me, fix me, and get me back on the highway through the Danger Zone".

 

After I imagined that; I decided I might. After I am done eating a krab salad I am drowning in lemon juice.

 

I never got fat from drinking beer. I always got drunk while everyone was putting the pinch on me for money and after they did I was just as broke as they were and we were all starving for the last 3 weeks of the month.

 

If the people who turned me around didn't want me to get fat they should have reconsidered their plan. Drowning didn't work, because I drank like a fish.

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