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I went to hell to seal this dorrway to stop the flow of demonic reinforcements into Kvatch, I had just removed this Sigil stone, and Just as I started down the blood stairs the whole place burst into flames.

 

The whole hell castle was coming down, and somehow I knew I was the cause of it.

 

It was funny, because there was this guy who told me what to do, he was in a cage and was all like "quick, get the sigil stone!" And I was like "You want me to get you out of that cage first?" and he was all like "Nah, I'm cool."

 

The first thing I did after escapeing the Imperial Prison was steal a horse. From a Highway Guard. He was sitting on a bench and then I took the horse and he chased me fore like, ten miles before he went to kill a bandit.

 

Then I went to the Imperial City to sell the stuff I looted in the sewers, and when I came out I couldn't tell my horse from three others, So I just stole a new horse.

 

I ran into a bandit, and he was all like "Your GP Or Your HP!" and I was like "You gotta catch me first, female dog!" And I took off.

 

 

After finding the priest I wondered around the Wilderness for hours before I relised that there's a quick travel feature.

 

 

Two days after my escape from Prison and I already have a 700 Septim bounty on my head.

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  • 4 years later...
I was on the Dark Brotherhood quest to kill that wizard named Celadaen that was trying to become a lich. I was a High Elf with a sneak skill of 75. Me, being stupid, read the journal and instead of deciding to try and swipe his "hoarcrux hourglass", decided to try and assassinate him the old fashion way. It didn't go quite as I had planned as after my first slash, he wheeled around and killed me with a single fireball.
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Playing Shivering Isles and running into an active Obelisk of Order for the first time. It kept spawning Knights of Order and I didn't know I had to turn it off.

 

So I basically killed a small army's worth of Knights of Order, wondering when they would finally stop coming. At one point I lost my Madness Claymore and had to pick up one of their swords to keep fighting. The fallen were strewn all over the place. It was epic.

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Bringing Martin to the well behind the Mages guild in Skingrad, I think, but anyway he kept drowning and going unconcious and I couldn't get him out. :whistling:
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First time i saw a headless zombie. it was like.... hey, where's your head?how can you move that way? i

First time in Shivering Isles when i had to choose what to become the duchess of mania or the duchess of dementia. i was like.... to be high or to be paranoid? i chose to be high. lol

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When I first played Oblivion I wasnt aware of the whole NPC essential thing, So I thought I could kill anyone...

so upon arriving at the mythic dawn place, I refused to give up my weapons and go kill mankar Camoran outright...

 

I shot an arrow at him and he was knocked unconcious(cheated a lot back then)

I was wandering to myself..."why wont you die!!"

And I kept hitting him and hitting him over and over agian...until i got fed up and let him cross the gate...

 

Another time fairly recently actually...

I had just finished the Battle of Bruma quest with the great gate...

It said I should meet Martin in the great hall of cloud ruler...got there...waited 3 days before looking for Martin...couldnt find him anywhere...

 

gave up did something else and then when i was exploring I found him in Bloodcrust cavern(the one outside skingrad)

 

I was like...WTF?...

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First time I tried to get the Finger of the Mountain spell. Lol. Well let's just say I didn't intend things going that wrong. It sent me all the way back down the mountain.

That same thing happened to me once. Remember kids; don't shoot lightning at things you don't recognize :D

 

First time I saw a bandit at Vilverin. I grabbed my rusty iron bow and my arrows, then shot them. They stuck to the wall and turned to goop and I thought "WTF?!" lol.

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