VigilantWarden Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I have a funny one about the most Radiant, fearless, and down-right dumbest wolf i've ever seen. O'kay, so i'm trying to get up a steep slop of the Mountains near the Boethia (SP?) Shrine, and a random Tinder wolf see's me from like thirty feet above me. Well, he came flying down, and started to attack me like they always do. Well, I backed as far from the wolf as I could without falling off the mountain; and then I proceeded to duck. Well, the wolf did his little pounce, but flew over my head! I looked down, to see the wolf fly untill out of sight; I went down to check out his corpse, but never found it. To this day, I think he grew wings and flew away; that or a tree impaled him. xD I have another one, but i'm not going to tell 'ya guys. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWalrus Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 This is why the Recruit mod is fun: I just finished brutally murdering the Imperial Legion in the IC, and decided to check up on my army, which was stationed in Cheydinhal. I had about 10000 gold on my head, and a guard I had recruited tried to arrest me. I don't know what his armor's color was, but it's red now. Anyway, all the guards in cheydinhal spilled out of the castle and surrounded me and my troops. BEST.BATTLE.EVER. I led the beggars in my legions as the front line, while my other generals fought off the rest. All the beggars were killed off after a short melee, and I switched to my explosive arrows since no allies were around. I used those to cleave my way to the castle, and then Lucien Lachance and I assassinated the countess. Then I bought everyone some mead and put the guards' weapons in display cases in my giant floating mansion. THE.FRIGGING.END. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Do funny screenshots count? Here's one I call "The Master of Telekinesis." http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/Owen...n/TheMaster.jpg Okay. It is a fake. My character found this magic floating rock in the wilderness. I used the opportunity to take this shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archael Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 I was doing the Where Spirits Have Lease quest. I had just killed Lorgren's ghost and got out of the manor, when a guard charged out of nowhere and wanted to arrest me. I had a bounty of 60 septims for no apparent reason :O Well I decided to pay gold. For some reason I was suddenly in Bruma, infront of the Castle gate. There were 4 other people there, a guard from Bleak Mine, some bosmer who's name I can't remember, a redguard and one of the Bruma guards. The Bleak Mine guard suddenly attacked the bosmer, which lead to the redguard, the bosmer and the Bruma guard attacking the Bleak Mine guard. I killed the Bleak mine guard, then the Bruma guard accused me of murder. Then I decided to load from my autosave and go get rid of the bounty by visiting Armand Cristophe. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWalrus Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 ... I don't quite understand how a heavy-armoured kajiit can kill deer with an axe, but they seem to manage.Well, because the first fact of the matter is that bandits are outfitted in light armors. ;) That's my gripe. Too many bandits, not enough marauders. Not enough oppurtunities to loot off heavy armor pieces. Odder still is the fact that bandits will linger about the exterior of fort ruins which contain maurader bands inside, while mauraders guard the outside of Aylied ruins that contain bandits inside. Get the hilarity mod, then you can spawn a group of marauders wherever you want, including in the Imperial City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhydderch Hael Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 ... Too many bandits, not enough marauders. Not enough oppurtunities to loot off heavy armor pieces. Odder still is the fact that bandits will linger about the exterior of fort ruins which contain maurader bands inside, while mauraders guard the outside of Aylied ruins that contain bandits inside. Get the hilarity mod, then you can spawn a group of marauders wherever you want, including in the Imperial City.Yeah. And how exactly do I activate the mod? Hold X+A down, tap the right bumper three times and roll the left thumbstick counter-clockwise while reciting the Mak'tar Chant of Strength? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWalrus Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 did you try reading the frigging readme? As for in-game oddities, I saw a twitching sheep in front of the skingrad gate. I poked it and it curled into a ball and just sat there for ten seconds. Mad sheep disease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhydderch Hael Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 Ahh. Too subtle, I see. :huh: Or, too dense? :glare: Besides, maruaders aren't funny. Just— oppurtune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWalrus Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 They're funny when you spawn an army and watch them chase down all the citizens and guards and such. And then you send them flying everywhere with a 'blast off' spell. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelene Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Swimming deer: I dunno if anyone else has seen this, but I found it funny for some reason... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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