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I particularly like this one conversation I saw between Zevran and Oghren that ran along the lines of Zev asking Oghren what he did to relieve tension, and Oghren replying that he would "polish the ol' weapon", and goes on and on about it, while Zev is getting increasingly uncomfortable, as he assumes sexual innuendo while Oghren was being quite literal...I've honestly never laughed that hard at video game dialogue.

 

Also, I cracked up at all the Monty Python references. One of them was when you're undergoing the Gauntlet during the Urn of Sacred Ashes quest, and one of the questions is "What can a lark carry, that the strongest man cannot?" One of the possible answers was "a coconut", and I seriously laughed :P

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I particularly like this one conversation I saw between Zevran and Oghren that ran along the lines of Zev asking Oghren what he did to relieve tension, and Oghren replying that he would "polish the ol' weapon", and goes on and on about it, while Zev is getting increasingly uncomfortable, as he assumes sexual innuendo while Oghren was being quite literal...I've honestly never laughed that hard at video game dialogue.

 

I think you mean Alistair, not Zevran. :thumbsup:

 

My favorite moment was one I just discovered the other night, actually. Sister Theohild's food-filled recitation of The Chant and Alistair's reaction to it.

 

Sister Theohild: The Veal holds no uncertainty for her, and she will know no fear of death for the Maker shall be her bacon and shield, her foundation and her...

Mother Perpetua: There's no Veal in the Chant! ... you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Warden: I liked her version of The Chant better.

Alistair: Me too. I wonder why nobody ever taught me her version of the Chant when I was a templar.

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The first time I played a human noble and I was able to kill Howe. that was an awesome feeling!

 

It's also an awesome feeling when you find the son of the last ruler in the dungeon and you kill him and say, "well, no on will miss you anyway." I do that if I'm playing an elf usually. The last time he gave me a key to a trunk and THEN I killed him. lol

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When Howe was laying on the ground, dying, and I told him "After all this is over, I am gonna kill your son, wife, and daughter too ^^" and then he moaned until I slit his throat, Classic!
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When Howe was laying on the ground, dying, and I told him "After all this is over, I am gonna kill your son, wife, and daughter too ^^" and then he moaned until I slit his throat, Classic!

Wait, when did you get that option? All I get is a cut scene where he says, 'Maker spit on you. I deserved more.'

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When Howe was laying on the ground, dying, and I told him "After all this is over, I am gonna kill your son, wife, and daughter too ^^" and then he moaned until I slit his throat, Classic!

Wait, when did you get that option? All I get is a cut scene where he says, 'Maker spit on you. I deserved more.'

 

I'm guessing you get that option if you're playing the Human Noble origin. I don't recall that option being there, either, but then again, I haven't played that origin in a while.

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Yep, the last thing howe says before that is about how he killed your mother and put your fothers head on a spike so I guess it's Human Noble only =/
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