How Do You Rock Out?

[DonEuclid]

I rock out by... replacing the soundtrack with a full hip-hop score.

 

If you want to see something surreal, replace the tes4title.mp3 file with a copy of Jurassic 5's "The Game". The menu screen syncs perfectly.

 

Also replaced failure.mp3 (the death music) with Adam Sandler's "What The Hell Happened To Me". Couldn't resist. ;)

[Killians5]

My Nord is a big fan of side quests...i did the main quest for awhile and kept at it because i wasnt sure if it was time sensitive and then my friend pointed out "to role play properly you should stick to the main quest and only the main quest because if you were in that world wouldnt youstick to trying to save it as apposed to trying to advance youself in some guild?" so then i felt bad abandoning it and not staying true to the game but eventually i said screw that and have rattled off like 15 misc quests, advanced myself in a few guilds and went through some ruins. As for the whole to fight or not to fight question, I try to make my nord as good hearted as i can. I kill no innocent man (on purpose) that doesnt deserve it according to the mission at hand.

[ThetaOrionis01]

Sevenne has just acquired the Skull of Corruption. From the moment she first held it in her hands and pointed it at some unsuspecting NPC's back (how dare she call Sevenne 'ugly'! :glare: ) she knew that this artifact was made for her.

 

No one whose plans involve vengeance and world domination should be without one. ;D

 

And after zapping some sleeping NPC in the back with her 'death ray' spell Sevenne had a visit from the Dark Brotherhood - and liked what she heard. :happy:

[FastRedPonyCar]

I got the Jabberwacky this morning. Pretty fun little toy. Turn the Daedra into mud crabs!

[HomDai11]

My character, Sevenne, is currently doing the Mages Guild quests (you're not missing much, Dark0ne - so far a polite way to describe the MG quests would be 'lame'), and various miscellaneous quests she comes across during her travels. Current goal is to 'fill the map'.

 

Thwarted in her ambition to become Mehrunes Dagon's second in command (she heard that it's not possible to join the dark side) her future plans, once she has subverted the Mages Guild, involve the Dark Brotherhood, vampirism and genocide (it's the voices...).

 

Meanwhile she stalks the wilderness, trying not to break a fingernail or get her lovely dress all muddy. Her preferred tactic when enemy encounters are unavoidable is to hit them with a drain health on target spell, preferably in the back. Ideally while the enemy is asleep. ;D

 

You and i are wery alike, Theta Orionis.

 

PS: i plan to kill everybody in every city or dwelling, like a cave.

that way i rock totally out. :D

[KingCheez]

My Khajit, He-With-No-Name (or Noname for short) is a great pirate. Too bad he can't assemble a crew besides an atronach, an adoring fan, and some dead bodies. He claims himself as a great magician, though he can barely cast a spell, and he likes to beat people.

 

Not murder, mind you, but beat down. Sometimes he'll sneak up from behind and kill someone in broad daylight to watch the guards go crazy, but usually he'll just punch people in the face.

 

He also loves chaos, about twice as much as Sheogorath does. He often incites long, bloody riots. Why? He can.

 

He also is a kleptomaniac. An intense kleptomaniac. If he sees a lock, he picks it. If he sees a simple fork, he steals it.

 

He's basically the best kleptomaniacal pirate mage ever.

[Lanosh]

Lanosh Taurak is a High-Elvish Arch-Mage, purely skilled on magic. He summons creatures and aids them with all his destruction magic in beating the enemy. The only weapon he uses is the silence staff, and does not engage in any meele fight. If - by any chance - an enemy creature does reach through him, he simply casts an armor spell to protect him self, weakens the enemy for fire and frost and lets him endure the wraith of the wizard.

 

Lanosh has some other - dark - sides which he is keen to hide from the other folks of Cyrodill. Even the strongest locks are no match for his magick, no mind can elude from his charming speech and he holds ties to the darkest of all people. But if you should ever happen to meet him on the streets of Skingrad or on the road to his tower up in the mountains, he would always give you a gentle smile and halt for a chatter with you.

 

But beware, in the darkest hour of the night, he might find your house and draw on your blood, just a little bit. He is the Nominator behind all the Scrutators of Cyrodill - he rules the world, but no one knows....

[Michelene]

My T'Winne is a stealth-based Wood Elf with high Alchemy, Light Armor, Sneak and Marksman skills. She is level 9 and hopping between FG and MQ lines with some plundering of caves, forts, and ruins in between. Always on the lookout for Nirnroot, as she doesn't care a whit for the Elixir of Exploration, but simply wonders what devious killing liquid she can learn to coax from this tiny, singing plant.

 

So far, she has never encountered an enemy in melee - she hotkeyed her damage health poisions and takes out her enemies from a distance. Thanks to some Detect Life enchanments, she sees them first. Thanks to a Detect Hostility mod by KyneTarse, she can divine their intentions in advance.

 

She doesn't kill anyone who doesn't deserve it (yet), but when she does kill, she does so quickly, quietly and ruthlessly. Unfailingly, she leaves her victims naked and bloodied. Bloodied is inevitable, but naked because she needs their items to fuel her other favorite pasttime: Collecting houses and decorating them with the personal items of all of her victims.

 

This morbid hobby may welll be the first step in her transformation from -- shall we call her a pre-emptive self-defender? -- to a full-fledged savage killer: the items she takes. They are fueling a lust in her, a covetousness, that may be her undoing. Soon, she may snap and come to crave the adrenaline, the spray of blood, and the undeniable rush of killing innocents instead. . . In various ways, but always under cover. She wonders briefly if she can stop now, turn it around and learn not to enjoy the killings, the stripping, and the sometimes endless fascination with the positions of the bodies of her victims. Oh, and the drinking. Did I mention that?

 

When she's not arranging her 'souvenirs' on shelves, or tugging her victims into amusing and impossible positions ("art"), (anyone else find the arrangements of objects in the game cumbersome at best?) she's probably drunk on Cyrodiilic Brandy or Shadowbanish wine (she's quite decadent, preferring to consume only the most precious of foods and drinks. She's toying with the idea of throwing in with some Skooma dealers, just because the drug is so rare) and likely passed out with her face in some of Ejya's Shepherd's Pie. :dry: She doesn't hasten to the taverns, as she prefers to hide her dirty habits.

****

 

T'Winne is my eighth or ninth character, but I find myself consistently leaning towards the stealth-based skills - even though my characters are all distinctly different. I don't know why, but all my characters hate melee fighting, and love chameleon. :blush:

 

Anyone of the mind that our characters are a direct reflection of ourselves? Would that make me an alcoholic serial killer? :ohmy:

[Ottomus]

My character is a Wood Elf named Ottomus(surprise surprise!) and he is the most sneakist, murder-craziest, unmoralistic and kleptomaniac guy i have EVER met. He likes cats, small knives and considered murders. He is very skilled in Blade, Marksman, Sneak and Speed. He's done the DB quests, murdered over 100 characters and stolen over 14000. Thieves guild on the way(cos of a weird bug). He has been suspended in every guild for murder or stealing. Actually 3 times from Thieves guild for murdering. He kills people for how they look him and how they walk. He is also an vampire. Been vampire for 40 days. 1 neck bitten(just for fun). Main quest is on Bruma defense mission and lots of side quests done. Fame 48 Infame 68

 

Im almost afriad of how bad my character is ^___^

[cryocry]

While I completed the main quest, I did not waste time with talk. Talk is for women and sailors. I came in HEAVY. I slaughtered everyone who stood in my way. I don't want to give out any spoilers, but any time I was meant to talk to a bad guy, when I could just slaughter him...well you do the math.

 

Oh and that goes for the Dark Brotherhood member who paid me a visit when I killed a guardsman after resisting arrest.

 

The Dark Brotherhood are SCUM! ;) ;)

 

 

 

 

 

>:( Bunghole

 

My character is a Wood Elf named Ottomus(surprise surprise!) and he is the most sneakist, murder-craziest, unmoralistic and kleptomaniac guy i have EVER met. He likes cats, small knives and considered murders. He is very skilled in Blade, Marksman, Sneak and Speed. He's done the DB quests, murdered over 100 characters and stolen over 14000. Thieves guild on the way(cos of a weird bug). He has been suspended in every guild for murder or stealing. Actually 3 times from Thieves guild for murdering. He kills people for how they look him and how they walk. He is also an vampire. Been vampire for 40 days. 1 neck bitten(just for fun). Main quest is on Bruma defense mission and lots of side quests done. Fame 48 Infame 68

 

Im almost afriad of how bad my character is ^___^

 

 

 

 

 

You hate cats? Why? They don't jump on you. Oh yeah, anyway, you can't use small knives to murder people (unless you've got that one mod that lets you use scythes and spoons and all that for weapons. Do you have that? I forget what it's called, but you can get it in the miscelaneous section, or the weapons and armor section.

 

My T'Winne is a stealth-based Wood Elf with high Alchemy, Light Armor, Sneak and Marksman skills. She is level 9 and hopping between FG and MQ lines with some plundering of caves, forts, and ruins in between. Always on the lookout for Nirnroot, as she doesn't care a whit for the Elixir of Exploration, but simply wonders what devious killing liquid she can learn to coax from this tiny, singing plant.

 

So far, she has never encountered an enemy in melee - she hotkeyed her damage health poisions and takes out her enemies from a distance. Thanks to some Detect Life enchanments, she sees them first. Thanks to a Detect Hostility mod by KyneTarse, she can divine their intentions in advance.

 

She doesn't kill anyone who doesn't deserve it (yet), but when she does kill, she does so quickly, quietly and ruthlessly. Unfailingly, she leaves her victims naked and bloodied. Bloodied is inevitable, but naked because she needs their items to fuel her other favorite pasttime: Collecting houses and decorating them with the personal items of all of her victims.

 

This morbid hobby may welll be the first step in her transformation from -- shall we call her a pre-emptive self-defender? -- to a full-fledged savage killer: the items she takes. They are fueling a lust in her, a covetousness, that may be her undoing. Soon, she may snap and come to crave the adrenaline, the spray of blood, and the undeniable rush of killing innocents instead. . . In various ways, but always under cover. She wonders briefly if she can stop now, turn it around and learn not to enjoy the killings, the stripping, and the sometimes endless fascination with the positions of the bodies of her victims. Oh, and the drinking. Did I mention that?

 

When she's not arranging her 'souvenirs' on shelves, or tugging her victims into amusing and impossible positions ("art"), (anyone else find the arrangements of objects in the game cumbersome at best?) she's probably drunk on Cyrodiilic Brandy or Shadowbanish wine (she's quite decadent, preferring to consume only the most precious of foods and drinks. She's toying with the idea of throwing in with some Skooma dealers, just because the drug is so rare) and likely passed out with her face in some of Ejya's Shepherd's Pie. :dry: She doesn't hasten to the taverns, as she prefers to hide her dirty habits.

****

 

T'Winne is my eighth or ninth character, but I find myself consistently leaning towards the stealth-based skills - even though my characters are all distinctly different. I don't know why, but all my characters hate melee fighting, and love chameleon. :blush:

 

Anyone of the mind that our characters are a direct reflection of ourselves? Would that make me an alcoholic serial killer? :ohmy:

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I'll save her the trouble. If your a master alchemist, you can create a drain health poison. With just one, though. Your a serial killer, and how could you type this if your drunk all the time. I think a rumor will pick up... Hmmmmm.....