Maharg67 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 BOB AND BAB HAVE A SURPRISE MEETING BOB: "Hello, Bab!" BAB: "Hello, Bob!" Pause BOB: "Fancy meeting you here, Bab!" BAB: "Fancy meeting you here, Bob!" Pause BOB: "It is amazing, Bab!" BAB: "It is truly amazing, Bob!" Pause BOB: I think it is time to go to sleep, Bab! BAB: Yes it is, Bob, but please do not hog all the sheets this time. BOB: I will try not to do so, Bab! BAB: Thank you, Bob! Pause BAB: "If we are lucky, Bob, we will meet again when we wake up in this bed we have slept in together since we got married. BOB: "Since we got married one year ago, Bab." BAB: "Yes, that would lovely, Bob!" Pause BOB: "Good night, Bab!" BAB: "Good night, Bob!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
species5478 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Ummm...ok...:blink:I hope it was meant to be funny...because I laughed at how weird it was! So is this how you and your wife acted first year into your marriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 I just wrote it off the top of my head. It is experimental, weird and hopefully funny like much of my private humour.I am not poking fun at BAB and BOB but am working with a 'different kind of outlook on the world'. :wub: :ermm: :woot: :yucky: :wacko: :teehee: :unsure: :tongue: :turned: :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gormonk Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 this sounds like its going to be funny as hell and it reminds me of two funny little boys who meet a girl named alice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted March 27, 2010 Author Share Posted March 27, 2010 (edited) this sounds like its going to be funny as hell and it reminds me of two funny little boys who meet a girl named alice Thanks gormonk. Trying to write comedy is very hard. In the time it took for me to write (and rewrite) BOB AND BAB I could write one of my normal chapters and lightly edit it (normally about half an hour to about two hours). Species5478; I am not married or even have a girlfriend (poor poor pitiful me). Nnnaa, only joking. I am fine as I am. If things change, then good for it. If they do not, that's life. Edited March 27, 2010 by Maharg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 (edited) BOB AND BAB LOVE WATCHING TV SITTING ON A BIG OLD DOUBLE COUCH CHAIR BOB: "Gosh, Bab, isn't watching TV so wonderful." BAB: "Gosh, Bob, it is very wonderful." Pause! BAB: "Watching TV is both entertaining and educational." BOB: "Yes, and it helps to get rid of fleas." BAB: "TV has changed my life for the better BOB. Now I know all about how to survive in the desert using a paper towel and a block of cheese." Pause! BAB: "Only one thing is going to make it better, Bob! BOB: "What is that, oh sweetest Bab?" BAB: "When we turn the TV on, Bob!" BOB: "Golly jolly gosh, Bab, I can hardly wait for that most exciting moment to occur." BAB: "Neither can I, oh most wondrous Bob!" Long pause! BOB: 'Snoring noise!' BAB: 'Snoring noise!' Edited May 1, 2010 by Maharg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gormonk Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 (edited) BAB AND BOB PLAYING A GAME OF ? BOB: "Quick, Bab, throw the dart. Ooohhh, good shot!" BAB: "Ooohhh, yes, I hit the yellow balloon to win five and a quarter points. I am now dunking for the big red apple." BOB: "Here I go with the pillow. I got you right on the head." BAB: "Aaahhh, you missed and now the running starts. First one to the refrigerator gets ten points." BOB: "Yes, but first we got to find it. Could the refrigerator be in the kitchen where it always is?" BAB: "I touched the refigerator first. Ooohhh, I have gotten two extra points because I have blue eyes." BOB: "Oh, golly gosh, I lost again. I am tired of playing chess. Shall we try another game?" Edited May 1, 2010 by Maharg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gormonk Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 weaird as chess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted April 8, 2010 Author Share Posted April 8, 2010 (edited) Thanks and, yes, the Bob and Bab Adventures (alias Bab and Bob Adventures) are weird. I like them weird and enjoy writing them which maybe hints at my weird creative side which is on the other side frommy normal creative side, if that makes sense. :whistling: :thumbsup: :woot: :wub: :thumbsup: :woot: :down: :sick: :ninja: :sweat: :mellow: :thumbsup: :whistling: Edited April 8, 2010 by Maharg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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