brokenergy Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Some games are just plain funny. Here are some quotes from DA:O (when you are a female and having a romance, also it was my sig) Alistair: Here, look at this. Do you know what it is? Female Warden: Your new weapon of choice? Alistair: Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent! Chantry Brother: "We are all sinners. The fire symbolizes our hope that forgiveness is possible. Thus, we all serve by feeding its flames." Warden: "So if I sin, I should just set myself on fire?" Also who could forget The Simpsons http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II3Wt22rDE0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientSpaceAeon Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened. -Mary Kay Ash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3rman123 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 "You could have called me Dennis..""Well I didn't know you were called Dennis.""And you certainly didn't bother to find out then, did you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterHunterMaster Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Quote from a goblin from a Rpg (I don't know the english title of the game) I'm Your worst nightmare!You answer: No you're not.Goblin: Yes, I am!You: NoGoblin: Of course You: NoGoblin: I AM your nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3rman123 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 'I guess they'll just have to stitch you back together.. in HELL!" *Maniacal laughter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientSpaceAeon Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/19/633679737659863139-JohnLocke.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkNinja13 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 "What a wonderful start to the evening. The night is young, there's a beautiful girl, and someone is about to die - it's YOU by the way" - James Nesbitt, Jeckyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker101 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Pornography of such high class, it wears a monacleYou have defeated The Purpose!!Experience Gained: 50000Money Gained: 1000You gain a level!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkNinja13 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 How about some Rodney Dangerfield quotes? "My wife is such a bad cook I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves." "My wife can't cook at all. When we have a picnic I bring along Tums for the ants. "I was an ugly kid. Every time my ole man wanted sex, my mother showed him my picture." "When I was a kid I had plenty of pimples. I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up a blind man was reading my face." "I don't get no respect from anyone. One time I wanted to jump of the roof. A priest come up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark." " And lastly ... "I told my kid. "Someday you'll have kids of your own." He said. "So will you." " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonkr Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 In space age it will take 2 hours to fly around the earth1 hour to fly around the earthand 1 hour to get to the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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