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Some games are just plain funny. Here are some quotes from DA:O

 

(when you are a female and having a romance, also it was my sig)

 

Alistair: Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?

 

Female Warden: Your new weapon of choice?

 

Alistair: Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!

 

Chantry Brother: "We are all sinners. The fire symbolizes our hope that forgiveness is possible. Thus, we all serve by feeding its flames."

 

Warden: "So if I sin, I should just set myself on fire?"

 

Also who could forget The Simpsons

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II3Wt22rDE0

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How about some Rodney Dangerfield quotes?

 

"My wife is such a bad cook I leave dental floss in the kitchen and watch the roaches hang themselves."

 

"My wife can't cook at all. When we have a picnic I bring along Tums for the ants.

 

"I was an ugly kid. Every time my ole man wanted sex, my mother showed him my picture."

 

"When I was a kid I had plenty of pimples. I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up a blind man was reading my face."

 

"I don't get no respect from anyone. One time I wanted to jump of the roof. A priest come up to talk to me. He said, "On your mark." "

 

And lastly ...

 

"I told my kid. "Someday you'll have kids of your own." He said. "So will you." "

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