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Eat a poisoness apple and time yourself how long you can survive by constantly eating potions, casting healing spells, etc. It's like a retired old man waiting to die, lol.

 

Time to take that last strong healing potion of mines and hoping to find some healing plants on time...

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Lol, those were bad times... I ate one of those things and quick saved ffs :ohmy: and my last save was 3 hours back so... yah. Though I did survive for about a day.
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Bet You Never Though of This #1:

 

Lead the Adoring Fan all the way up to Dive Rock, position the kid at the edge of the crag and then use a Sigil Stone as a sort of Telekinetic shot-put to push the kid up and over the edge for a free-fall to his bone-crunching doom!

 

Bet You Never Though of This #2:

Steal a Town Guard cuirass from one of the barracks. Head to the Arcane University and enchant it to deliver Fire Damage on Self (be sure give not to change the original name of the cuirass). If you have a high enough Sneak, then infiltrate a barracks, pickpocket and switch out the uniform of a sleeping guard, and then wait for the fellow to wake up and put on his new, toasty-warm cuirass.

 

Bet You Never Though of This #3:

Use the Sanguine Rose on someone. Then use the Skull of Corruption on the Daedra that the Rose brings forth. Who'll win?

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Bet You Never Though of This #2:

Steal a Town Guard cuirass from one of the barracks. Head to the Arcane University and enchant it to deliver Fire Damage on Self (be sure give not to change the original name of the cuirass). If you have a high enough Sneak, then infiltrate a barracks, pickpocket and switch out the uniform of a sleeping guard, and then wait for the fellow to wake up and put on his new, toasty-warm cuirass.

 

Alright, that one made me smile. :D Must remember to try it.

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Steal a Town Guard cuirass from one of the barracks. Head to the Arcane University and enchant it to deliver Fire Damage on Self (be sure give not to change the original name of the cuirass). If you have a high enough Sneak, then infiltrate a barracks, pickpocket and switch out the uniform of a sleeping guard, and then wait for the fellow to wake up and put on his new, toasty-warm cuirass.

 

That is messed up. Remind me never to borrow anything off you.

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  1. The Skull of Corruption only works on humanoids.

 

 

I think he means a dremora. It's a daedra yes, but they can be caught with black soul gems and not with grand soul gems. So that sort of makes them humanoid. And you can yield to them, (they just don't accept) which is something you can't do to creatures.

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Indeed -- and it is, speaking from experience, quite entertaining summoning a Dremora Markynaz and using the Skull of Corruption to duplicate it, especially if there are guards present.

 

However, I've never seen the Sanguine Rose summon Dremora of any sort -- just atronachs and the more creature-like Daedra such as Clannfear.

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Bet You Never Though of This #2:

Steal a Town Guard cuirass from one of the barracks. Head to the Arcane University and enchant it to deliver Fire Damage on Self (be sure give not to change the original name of the cuirass). If you have a high enough Sneak, then infiltrate a barracks, pickpocket and switch out the uniform of a sleeping guard, and then wait for the fellow to wake up and put on his new, toasty-warm cuirass.

 

dude just buy a mage cowl (head thing) from rindirs staff enchant some damage on it then sneak to a sleeping guard replace this with helmet and he will put it on automatically! :P :ph34r: :D

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Bet You Never Though of This #1:

 

Lead the Adoring Fan all the way up to Dive Rock, position the kid at the edge of the crag and then use a Sigil Stone as a sort of Telekinetic shot-put to push the kid up and over the edge for a free-fall to his bone-crunching doom!

 

Bet You Never Though of This #2:

Steal a Town Guard cuirass from one of the barracks. Head to the Arcane University and enchant it to deliver Fire Damage on Self (be sure give not to change the original name of the cuirass). If you have a high enough Sneak, then infiltrate a barracks, pickpocket and switch out the uniform of a sleeping guard, and then wait for the fellow to wake up and put on his new, toasty-warm cuirass.

 

Yep, I never thought of that, it cracked me up picturing those poor, clueless people... Adoring fan, and his adoring eyes, locked on yours in those final moments... "Hey, arent' you the hero of Kva--aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Or , "Hey, the hat fairy came and gave me a new hat! I can't wait to try it on... Ow!"

 

...Have you tried stealing all the food from a whole town and laying a few poison apples in a tavern? After a day or so, people start sneaking and stealing food, but the only thing to steal will kill them... Plus, stealing gets the guards involved, and these folks are in no condition to fight... but they try anyway. They always do... mwahaha

 

That brings up an off-topic point: I always see stinkroot on tables at guilds... but their primary indication is damage health. Yet no one seems to get sick from eating off that table. My char ate one once and immediately hurked. Had to throw down some shadowbanish to wash the taste off his tongue. Uh, step away from the Skooma...

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