ub3rman123 Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 http://static.flickr.com/53/193675546_3815f07c20_o.jpg I'm trapped underground, and lava is slowly filling my cave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 Throw some water and hope for the best... A building is falling directly at me. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Hit "B" to burrow. Wait, you didnt research Burrow? you're done for.(one for the SC fans) OK: time for one that really did happen to me: I'm supposed to be studying, but I find loud music relaxing. I concentrate best when completely excluding the rest of the world from my thoughts, and deafening heavy metal is a nice way to combine good music with good concentration. But then my father walks in, I'm leaning back on the bed with a borrowed XPS-1400 gaming laptop in one hand and in the other, a USB laserpen that I'm using to photoshop doctor the image that's now my nexus avatar. It doesnt look like study but it is, how best to explain? crazy answers preffered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satanslilhelper Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Tell him the laser pen is actually a weapon, and you're using it to destroy "bugs" which are eating all the hard work you've done so far on the laptop? It's the boss' retirement dinner, and all is quiet in anticipation of his speech, but I really need to fart, what do I do? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 Tell him the laser pen is actually a weapon, and you're using it to destroy "bugs" which are eating all the hard work you've done so far on the laptop? It's the boss' retirement dinner, and all is quiet in anticipation of his speech, but I really need to fart, what do I do? lol Make a loud distraction and let it loose. I meet an internet friend for a date, but realize that he's a guy and he is totally interested. What do I do! :sick: :yucky: :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinthemage Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Stuff 2 baloons under your shirt, put on a wig and hope he doesn't notice :tongue: A meteorite is about to crash in to my house, and I have 10 minutes to bring as much valuable stuff with me and get out of my house. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 Stuff 2 baloons under your shirt, put on a wig and hope he doesn't notice :tongue: A meteorite is about to crash in to my house, and I have 10 minutes to bring as much valuable stuff with me and get out of my house. What should I do? Go to your panick room. It solves everything. :laugh: Here comes my mother in law! What now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueDanube Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Run for your life man :pinch: chuck noris just broke into my house,what should i do ? :wallbash: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zprospero Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Accept the inevitability of death. Or challenge him to roundhouse kick himself in the face, and thus destroy the universe. Another pesky hero is interrupting my World Domination summit? What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted September 25, 2010 Author Share Posted September 25, 2010 Accept the inevitability of death. Or challenge him to roundhouse kick himself in the face, and thus destroy the universe. Another pesky hero is interrupting my World Domination summit? What should I do? Give him a fish stick, he'll turn in no time. The sky is falling and I'm out in the open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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